love… is stored in the cat
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me: are there any spirits listening
ouija: yes are you alone
me: yes
ouija: haha nice whats up :P
me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol
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me: wow that guy is attractive
me to me: look right past him as if he doesn’t exist
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i wish i didnt look like a foot
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flirting 101
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“not all muslims are from islam, you idiot” (x)
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Lacroix tastes like when your drink is still buffering
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hello police i would like to report my cats legs missing
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whoever composed the mii music. Rivals mozart
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wow i can’t believe they named a whole planet after freddie mercury
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night out with the boys
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My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
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