btwnseaandsun

[btwnseaandsun]

Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man

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sometimes thinking abt all the gaming youre gonna do later is what gets you through the workday and then you get home and do no gaming. not even a little bit of gaming

[btwnseaandsun]

maybe it's because i was raised catholic but churches shouldn't look like furniture stores

[btwnseaandsun]

Touching grass isn't enough I need to be-

[btwnseaandsun]

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

[btwnseaandsun]

so true

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[btwnseaandsun]

i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh

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scaredgirl

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sometimes i’m like ‘fanfiction can’t shock me anymore i’m numb to it’ then i find this shit

[btwnseaandsun]

I’ve gone insane and started writing a cliche fantasy novel

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been reading a lot of haunted/sentient house books in the past couple years, and i've encountered 3 main types of narrative: 1) the house loves you and that's a good thing 2) the house loves you and that's a bad thing and 3) the house hates you and that's a bad thing. this leaves a gap for a potential fourth type of story-- the house hates you and that's a good thing. excited to see if hauntologists delve into this quadrant and what it looks like if they do

[btwnseaandsun]

Ham Hotline

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fuck i completely forgot i need to curl up on my couch and scroll my phone for six hours. can we reschedule

[btwnseaandsun]

people will lap up britney in retrospect and mourn how they’d never fail her like that toxic 2000s celebrity culture did then say chappell roan is an ungrateful loathsome bitch for yelling at paparazzi + its like idk how to tell you but if you’d been there evidently you’d have been gleefully condemning britney with the worst of them

[btwnseaandsun]

now that the statute of limitations has expired, i can say that during the pandemic, my apartment complex at the time tried to change the laundry room hours to business hours, and i very calmly and quietly went down, took a cinderblock off the garden wall, and threw it through the glass door. and it stayed open til 9pm, and we never heard about changing hours again. sometimes you have to throw a cinderblock in a very businesslike manner, i'm saying. this is a negotiation, among stakeholders, and i would like to make clear that the cost/benefit balance sheet used to make the decision to change the hours was missing a variable

[btwnseaandsun]

i have not booped half of you as well as i would have liked, and i have booped half of you half as well as you deserve.