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“you started something, and i have no idea what i’m supposed to do next.” Katana and Boomerang

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you have to watch this! Jai describing kaboom's first date! (youtube) watch?v=MdPy_M1kPYo

HOOOOOO BOY ANON GOD BLESS YOU FOR SENDING ME THIS

ok i used hola better internet to watch this since it doesn’t stream in my country and I’m going to transcribe the relevant bits. Karen used to be on Movie Surfers back in the early 90s and the interviewer asked her what kind of question she’d ask about Suicide Squad if she were doing something like Movie Surfers today. So she asked Jai the following question - 

Karen: If Boomerang had a chance to take Katana on a date, what would the night be like? Would it be a daytime thing or…?

Jai: If Boomerang was taking Katana on a date, I reckon he’d take her to the drag-racing. And they’d have a nice night at the drags. And then he’d take her to a movie at his grandma’s house. They’d cozy up and have a movie. They would watch…The Land Before Time and eat banana sandwiches. 

Karen (who has been making the most adorable expressions and approving noises this whole time): Banana sandwiches? 

Jai: You know what I mean? You never had those? 

Karen: No, what are those?

Jai: I grew up on them. You put banana and cheese on a grill. I was never a fan as a kid but they were very popular in Australia. 

Karen: Banana sandwiches…I’ve never had those. That’s like an Aussie thing? See, so much can happen in the sequel!

Jai: That’s a pretty red hot date, don’t you reckon?

Y’all should go watch this vid if you can. Switch your browser VPN to Cyprus to watch it! Their body language is so cute. They’re so into it; it’s very endearing. I love that Karen could’ve asked anything but this is what she chose and Jai spent a good amount of time trying to make it as cute as possible - you can really tell. Also I don’t know if you guys remember, but Boomer mentions playing “mahjong at [his] Nana’s” when he first pops out of his sack so I suppose we can assume he’s close to his grandmother. :’)

I’ll make a vid with my phone later and post it here so you guys can watch.

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domestic quinnshot tho. floyd and harley going grocery shopping. (“harleen, we are not getting cookies for tomorrow’s dinner!” “but flooooooyd!”) floyd and harley doing taxes. (“DIDN’T YOU GO TO MED SCHOOL” “I HAVE TWO PHDS AND NOT EVEN I UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT” “ME NEITHER DAMMIT”) floyd and harley going to zoe’s recitals and performances. (“who are those two weirdos who brought in a foghorn and pompoms for a ballet recital?”) floyd and harley buying zoe a pet. (“not a dog. the apartment’s too small.” “what about a rat?” “a rat?” “rats are adorable!”) floyd and harley getting in arguments with their neighbors. (“your husband’s gunshot rifles scared my little mister muffykins!” “well mister muffykins sounds like a little bitch”) floyd and harley getting kicked off the PTA for arguing with the other moms too much. (“for the record, i still hold that debra’s cookies threw THEMSELVES to the ground”)

domestic quinnshot

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harley finding out zoe’s being bullied at school and telling floyd “let me walk zoe to school tomorrow”

the next day floyd gets a call that his wife has been banned from the school property for asking a bunch of 12 year olds if they’d like to “find out for sure whether or not the afterlife exists”

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“Harley, why do we need new codenames?” “Shut up, Boomerang.”

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floyd: concerned chato: judging harley: not caring either way

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Birthday Countdown Drabble-A-Day August 20 - 25 Days to Go Ship: Devil Doll (Harley Quinn x El Diablo) Prompt, as requested by @chatosantanadefensesquad

Don’t ask me where in the timeline this takes place, I don’t have answers for you, this is fluff.

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I need a fic or a drawing of El Diablo lighting a cigarette for Harley with his pinky

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El Diablo: *has known the squad for like a day*

Squad: *all untrustworthy killers*

El Diablo: you guys are my FAMILY okay and i would LITERALLY do anything for you all holy shit after this we're gonna all go out for ice cream and take pics for our yearly christmas card. word of the day is OHANA.

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A/N: Request from anon. Hilarious, especially after taking a shower.

Words: 733 Warnings: none

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Deadshot: Hey you guys, I’m not jealous. I’m just looking out for her. I mean, Harley is practically a sister to me, a blonde, shapely sister…

El Diablo: Look, maybe Harley and Joker won’t even do it tonight. I’d call it fifty/fifty.

Deadshot: You would?

El Diablo: Oh I’d be wrong, but I’d call it that to keep you from doing something stupid.

Boomerang: Lawton, you gotta do something stupid! Sitting around feeling helpless all day, that isn’t healthy. That’s why I’m gonna stalk Katana.

Killer Croc [eating a piece of Swiss cheese]: Ya’ know, I really love things with holes. Swiss cheese, doughnuts, inter-tubes. I don’t know what it is about a hole but it just feels good.

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I just saw the ask you got about Quinnshot and PLEASE let's talk about it! Let's talk headcanons!

yes!!! yes yes okay so

after the joker, harley wonders whether floyd will be a cage too, so she pushes the limit, is always on edge, alert, even if she doesn’t want to be but she trusted before and all that got her was scars. but floyd never comments. lets her fight and push, doesn’t try to stop her from doing what she wants to do - whatever she wants to do. harley appreciates that

floyd names one of his guns dollface after harley, because they’re both quick, witty and sexy as hell

harley makes sure to talk to floyd everyday, whether it’s face to face, text messages or notes taped to the bottom of food trays that she had to blackmail a guard into putting here. it’s not usually anything important, sometimes like emojis or lipstick smudges, but it’s a connection that floyd cant say he’s had before

when they fight, it’s loud and explosive. two souls too used to violence so they can’t control their temples when they erupt, but they never touch each other (instead an apartment or three have been trashed, a monument blown up and some of floyd’s guns thrown into the river between metropolis and gotham)

floyd gets a deck of cards tattooed on his hip, because he knows that harley finds words hard to trust now, and this is his way of showing commitment (harley likes to trace it with her tongue)

harley calls floyd “beau”

zoe finds out about harley and her dad being in a relationship when their kiss is reported on the news after a suicide squad intervention

the first time that harley officially meets zoe, she’s terrified. she wants to be a parent but that is a fantasy and this is real. she’s goes on a crime spree to calm herself, and when she’s waiting with the Bat to be picked up, she asks his advice on parenting (it’s good advice, although given in a harsh and angry way)

zoe, floyd and harley having ‘normal’ family days out at the park, at the beach, at an amusement park, and everyone in gotham is trying not to stare at the mundane lives of supervillians when they’re not being villains 

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Like/Reblog If You Ship Quinnshot

I wanna see how many people are smart enough to appreciate this masterpiece.

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Harley: Im mad at you with every inch of my being.

KC: That aint a lot of inches shorty.

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IMPATIENTLY WAITS FOR “DEADSHOT X HARLEY QUINN” AND “CAPTAIN BOOMERANG X KATANA” FAN ART AND FAN FICTION

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Need someone who I can talk passionately about Suicide Squad 2016!!!!!!

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PLEAAAAAAASE!