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Blueberries piss me the fuck off

They’re BLUE.

but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

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@unicorns-and-death so aesthetically pleasing

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Shooting underwater is challenging in and of itself, but photographer Lola Mitchell seems to have mastered the technique. 

Her portfolio is full of gorgeous underwater shoots, but we’re particularly fond of this series featuring women dressed in flowing gowns. 

Painterly Underwater Photos of Women in Flowing Gowns

via Fubiz

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disney animal characters as humans by  Pugletto

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Painfully accurate

working in retail

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“”EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his dick tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.” 

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some things i’ve learned about adulthood that no one warns you about

you will in fact continue to have acne past the age of twenty

you will eventually hit a point where you start to feel icky inside if you go too long without eating some sort of vegetables

depending on your current level of athleticism/physical activity as well as the kind of activities you did as a kid/teenager, your joints may start acting whack in your twenties, despite what everyone says about that not happening until middle age

eventually you will reach a point where you wonder how you were able to stay up until 3am nearly every night and be perfectly fine the next day (and this moment will come much younger than you expect)

it is much harder to meet new people after you’re done with school than sitcoms would have you believe

don’t let society tell you shit: it is perfectly acceptable to live with your parents after you graduate, there’s no need to be broke and miserable just so you can have some misguided attempt at independence straight out of school

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unicorns-and-death this is Mufasa all the way.

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And now I’m covered in the colors. Pulled apart at the seams

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kitten rings

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i cant wait to wear only underwear around the house with the person i love

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Make sure you hug a bisexual today!

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Is batman a furry

☑ has an alter-ego based around animals☑ has an animal costume☑ knows a bunch of other people with animal costumes☑ has had relationships with these other animal costumed people☑ deeply in character a lot☑ hides his character from his professional life☑ insists people to refer to him by character name and not real name☑ lots of drama with other costumed animal people

i mean…