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waking up at 2 am- 4 am is only for those attune to opposite dimensions

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me: fuuuuck… i really feel like this dish needs a little something extra …..

the flavorful garlic:

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Santa has been killed by jumpscare luigi and there will not be a chriustmas this year or any of the years after this one

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It's easy to think "nobody in the whole wide world cares about me" on an empty stomach but try doing it while eating Vegetables and Rice. Seems less convincing now doesn't it? That's simply the power of Vegetables and Rice..

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this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years

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candy seal figurines by LittleBlueSeal

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im inventing a new bechdel test that you can only pass if your movie has two butches alone together smoking and maybe one of them grabs the other by the belt loops and then one of them puts a cigarette out on the other and then they start making out against a truck and maybe there's a little bit of teeth and tracy chapman is playing on the radio and we can hear them breathing and cut to black. or not. maybe not cut to black. i will leave that up to you but remember there is a right answer

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I'm certain this is on Tumblr somewhere, but I haven't seen it around, so I'm sharing it myself

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