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perhaps i'll introduce myself after i get out of bed. but for now, you can bother on aim.
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If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
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turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place
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as counsellor i have the authority to tell all of you to skip class and come watch star wars
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early morning selfies with my favourite brother!!
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just a few reasons why I love British people, oh my god.
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U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive
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What is one of your favorite quotes?
"you was my baby, my fuckin cinnamon apple"
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It takes courage… to endure the sharp pains of self discovery rather than choose to take the dull pain of unconsciousness that would last the rest of our lives.
Marianne Williamson (via liberatingreality)
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