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Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

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she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”

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Relatable

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yo does anyone else feel CONSTANTLY guilty? like you’ve always done something wrong but you don’t know what it is?

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Shoutout to this random Thai couple who are the literal face of humanity

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Unmute !

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My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?'

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i'm not the praying sort, but i'll probably always have a soft spot for the astronaut's prayer

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so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it

but i am Right

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animated animal villains who are not the main antagonist but are a force of nature in their own right who elevate the film to a new level and leave protagonists quaking has definitely gotta be one of my new favourite genres

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Vespin Chloras wanted to replace a Betrayer God and tip the scales in the favor of the Primes. He ripped the world apart and nearly completely destroyed it as a result.

Now a sect with Aeor wants to use this weapon to eliminate the Betrayers entirely.

What could this have done if it wasn't destroyed?

We have the gift of omniscience, to a large degree, but really, wizards never learn their lesson. People will always have good intentions, they will always want to help. These intentions are noble but also this is in fact coming from a place of hubris. The same kind Zerxus had when he tried to Atone Asmodeus.

Ludinus has no idea what lesson he should learn from this at all.

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hello 🐙

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One time I was working as a waiter at a burger joint where the fries were tossed in salt and coriander and as I was bringing food over to the table for these two huge beefy guys one of them asks what the green stuff is so I go "it's coriander" and his friend goes very seriously "he can't have coriander" and I'm thinking shit ok maybe he's allergic and guy 1 starts pulling up his sleeve to show me something and I'm thinking shit shit shit he's probably breaking out in hives rn and it's my fault but he just shows me his arm and he has this huge cursive font tattoo that just says "I fucking hate coriander"

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really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

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hand in unlovable hand