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my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

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And if I said toxic old woman yuri…

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Reminder to self:

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this has to have gone down in history as the hardest anyone has ever lost a rap beef right. like i don’t know if it’s possible to lose harder than drake lost vs kendrick. maybe if he actually kills himself..

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sorry to say some nerdy shit but i really have to believe when the whole crowd hit the “A MINORRRRRRRRRRR” lyric and held it for a while, theres no way Drake didnt feel that shit like obi wan feeling alderaan be exploded

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Imagine unexpectedly popping up in Valhalla with your pants around your ankles because just half a minute ago you were taking a shit so bad that the Viking gods decided that it should count as dying in battle.

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"Rather than fight back, we chose to sacrifice trans children."

Absolutely damning statement. Quisling behavior. Vinchy France behavior.

That's what we are to all these organizations (NCMEC, hospitals, The Democratic Party)

An acceptable sacrifice. I'm so tired of it. Trans people are real. We're living, breathing people with hopes and dreams and wants and needs, not a sacrificial lamb to offer up to appease MAGA.

Especially because the MAGA beast won't be satiated after it consumes us

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cup check. take all cups in your home and put them in your room. put them in your bedroom. put all of them in your room where you sleep. put them near your bed where you sleep. all of them

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HEY

WAIT

STOP SCROLLING !!!!

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A sweet interaction today--an elderly Thai man held the elevator for me when I got off the Skytrain. As we rode down, he asked in English where I was from and if I'd come to Thailand alone, so I replied in Thai that I had moved here with my wife, who is Thai. He assumed I had used the wrong word for spouse and tried to helpfully correct my Thai, so I explained that we are lesbians and his eyes lit up, he shook my hand excitedly and said "Oh!! Oh congratulations!!" 🥹😭💗🏳️‍🌈

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tumblr staff finding out their site has crowdsourced a viral song, only to discover it is 100% unusable in any corporate marketing scenario