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his tonsure is growing back!!! i can see small increases in the amount of hair!!!!!!!! i did not irrevocably fuck it up!!!!!!!!! - brother thomas

brother sam does not agree that there is a noticeable difference yet but he shall see it soooooon!!!!!! - brother thomas

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reblogge if Brother Ætheslan remindeth thou of a wailing babe

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my brother in christ. I know my tonsure is to ensure humility but there is actually BARELY anything left to show for it. BROTHER THOMAS WHY DO I HAVE A HALO INSTEAD OF HAIR?!

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“my use of the lord’s name in vain is low. but i do not believe this is in vain” - sam

i have learned new curses today!! - thomas

uh oh. so uh. it was high time for brother sam to have his hair cut. but. it was a little wonky when i did it the first time, so i evened it. except i did not. and so i had to shorten it more, and then again, and…

he is Not bald. but it is not far off

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brother sam has told me to spread a message of both good tidings and also for every novice to cease talking about creating tiktoks in the scriptorium. “though it be christmas, they had better do their illuminating even so” he told me to tell you - thomas

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i have now had a handful of my own herbs thrown at me and brother sam says it was deserved >:[ though perhaps i ought not mock him, i understand wanting the quiet - thomas

ohhh i am brother sam and you are novice in the scriptorium, i will now harshly whisper at you to be quiet oooooh, I will allow no fun for the novices in the scriptorium oooooooo - thomas

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ohhh i am brother sam and you are novice in the scriptorium, i will now harshly whisper at you to be quiet oooooh, I will allow no fun for the novices in the scriptorium oooooooo - thomas

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LO THE POWER I HOLD :D - thomas

I think lying in the leaves was not my best course of action

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thhe floor.. looks nice. comfy

I think lying in the leaves was not my best course of action

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Today I did sew a tiny habit for the rock I found yesterday. Please welcome Sister Rock

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why would the leeves plague me like thus... I shalml continue through the day best I can bu i feel as if my braiin is being clogged with applesaucee...... >:[

I think lying in the leaves was not my best course of action

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“oh teehee i had a sinful thought about a woman from outside the monastery walls :3c” brother eustace this is not a brag get thyself to confessional now or i will drag you there myself

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I think lying in the leaves was not my best course of action

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marginalia snail.

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i hope not please please please please please plea epk,ea pleamekljf

do the novices know what skibidi toilet is

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Sister, how has the convent been? I hope you are doing well past the glitter from brother humphrey's pens

- brother sampson

wes þū hāl brother!

the convent has been in uproar, for in the night, one of the nuns hast run off with some farnham layman! i know not where they went, but some think they eloped, others believe they are living an unmarried life of sin and indulgence!

the glitter has faded now, but i still encounter the odd speck of it...

hope thee art well!

-sister claennis

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I have been informed that I have been able to bring comfort to others in their times of need!! I am always glad to provide assistance and be 'awesome' as they say (unless you aren't paying attention in scriptorium but i assume that is not a widespread phenomenon outside of farnham).

If my monkblogging helps you through in any way, I am delighted that you find some comfort in it. Remember you are so loved, and although the world may be difficult, you've made it this far because you're far stronger than you think <3