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GOODNESS WHAT A SNAIL !!!!!

marginalia snail.

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who wants to place two desks next to each other and play monks with me

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🌸💖⭐️🌾I LOVE GRAIN🌸💖⭐️🌾

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parchment stitching

pages from a cistercian breviary, produced in the cistercian nunnery lichtenthal abbey, c. 1450-1500

source: Karlsruhe, BLB, Cod. Lichtenthal 29

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some people were confused by my last post so i wanted to clarify exactly what the vow of chastity actually means! it's one of the three counsels of perfection, which are very important guidelines on how us monks should live our lives. chastity involves following rules such as:

jorketh not thine peanits

jorketh not the peanits of thy neighbour

do not advertise thy peanits as ripe for the jorking (wear long and modest clothing lest the townsfolk see a glimpse of thine calf and be overtaken by lust)

do not speak for hours on end about how oft thine peanits hath been jorked, and by whom, and how exceptional of a peanits jorker thou art— o brother eustace, ought we to throw thee a banquet? should we hold it in the vatican? grow up

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i overheard someone say they were 'blazing' posts... why are you sending posts to hell?? Surely they are not that bad... :[

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hello my blorbo bleebis. in the name of our lord i blorbo bleep you <3

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huh what ',:i

MANUSCRIPTS COMPLETED I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEE

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Odd announcement was made by the abbot earlier. Apparently everyone is now to be deemed female for they have.. nipples when they are born? I am not quite sure, but I suppose I wouldn't mind being a woman

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YIPPEE!! LAALLALALALA!!!! FROLICKING IS SO LOVELY TO DO WHEN YOUR BURDENS ARE BEHIND YOU :DDD

MANUSCRIPTS COMPLETED I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEE

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MANUSCRIPTS COMPLETED I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEE

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she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy

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@alex-apricus has shown me a most wonderful visage and so I "meme'd" it!!!!!!

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I knew Brother Eustace before he went to the monastery. We were apprenticed together at a young age. He would ask me what 'updog' was, and I would tell him to shut his mouth before the master whipped us. He has always been like this. Does he have access to this account? Do not let him see this if he does, he still mails me letters.

do not fret, brother eustace thinks tumblr is a "cringe demonhole", so I suspect he wouldn't touch tumblr with a ten foot pike, let alone find this blog. It is certainly unfortunate to know he was always like this, he does have his moments of being a nice man, it is just that most often, he is unfathomably cocksure

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agh, i wish, but i have been tasked to do them alone :[ not fair on me >:[[[

I am given a deadline to finish FOUR MANUSCRIPTS all thousands of words long within a week of each other... lord give me strength i have spent all day in scriptorium my eyes are weak and my back does ache

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dear god i am literaly your favourite little guy how about you ACT LIKE IT