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... He's hiding for a few days.

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"... Yes, ma'am." Immediately serious. "I won't even glance at a hellhound. You have my word."

"No, you can't. My mom is allergic. To hounds, hellish or otherwise; to all animals with hair, really. Sucks, yeah, but that's how the cookie has crumbled."

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"Wait----- you can train a hellhound like a dog?!?!"

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If anyone wants to follow Mother (Phil and Sarah's mom) she's got a sideblog on Phillip's account!

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Yearly reminder that Phillip with Dean.

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He does, in fact, own a motorcycle. It's how he gets around and he looks SUPER cool.

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Google results for: I'm starting to get feelings for a woman. Good smelling colognes??????????

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Believe it or not, Phillip has never had a successful hunt- except for the demon that possessed Sarah. That's the one kill he got under his belt. Everything else? Didn't have it in him.

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He woke up today feeling red as fuck. It is now 1:00PM and he is still red as fuck.

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"Tell your boyfriend to go the fuck away I'm allowed to tease you guys not the other way around!"

"Phil, if I can't convince him not to drop me in the freezing cold water every year... he's not gonna listen to me about this."

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"For a stupid reason!!!!! I can tell from that look on your face!!!!!!!"

" it doesn't, i'm just curious. "

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@wantdead: what's her name, phil.

".......................... Why does that matter???????"

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"Oh." Well, ain't that a whole bunch of stuff he's never pictured another being in the multiverse aiming at him of all people. He's so... like... Phil, y'know? Most folks think that's a bad thing. Or at the very least annoying but Ud is like "Hey you're kinda cute" and he thinks she's fucking adorable and sweet so it's... he doesn't know what he is. Something good definitely! Hopefully something good. Please, Multiverse, don't let him make a fool of himself this one time. "I've spent most of my life with myself and I think I handle problems the right way and have AMAZING values. Y'know?" His face is starting to feel red and hot. Is that normal?

Slender shoulders rise and fall. "Well, I am a universal - well, technically a multiversal - being, so..." She's only teasing you, Pip, don't worry about it. "...yeah, I mean, you're cute, a little dorky. Pretty eyes. Nice smile. You look like you give good hugs. I'd hang out with you; I'd take you to Chinny's or Eazie." Both of which are eateries focusing on Indian and Surinamese food. "I---I don't know what your values are like and how you communicate and how you tackle problems and stuff like that. But all of that can be learned, I think."

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Google results for: how do you. exist. around the woman u like.

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I just think... Sarah holding Phillip while he dies... thank you.