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feeling extremely threatened right now

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lol he doesnt even know

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She shouldn't be at the club she should be in a crumbling mansion by the sea sipping wine as she is tenderly romanced by a vampire

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It is time for Pumpkin Beans

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It is August. My life is going to change. I feel it.

1. raymond carver | 2. big fish (2003) | 3. emily brontë | 4. niall mcdiarmid | 5. pj harding, noah cyrus | 6. niall mcdiarmid | 7. ilya kaminsky | 8. call me by your name (2017) | 9. mary oliver | 10. norwegian wood | 11. sylvia plath

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I spent hours staring at gold bars stock photos while making this and now my head hurts

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A perennial classic.

Oh, and "Hockeydad Road" is a ripoff of Copperhead Road.

What???

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When you're driving home at night and you meet a Ford F-150 on the road

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Laika's still up there. not her body, sure, but her soul is. i saw it through my telescope one night when i was looking for aliens. she was sniffing for table scraps under saturn's ring. she chases comets and bites down on satellites. i saw her napping by neptune, she was kicking her feet. passing through the oort cloud is like the stroke of a hand on her fur. eyes like marbles and four little paws like flames. she bobs through jupiter's moons like cold moscow streets. up there the stars are a great big field. and look, she's running so fast. god damn, look at her go.

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Bridget offers some pink beans and drama for your Caturday.

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FIVE TIPS I WISH I KNEW WHEN I PLAYED [new AAA title]

1. (basic game mechanic)

2. (basic game mechanic)

3. (thing explicitly stated in three different tutorial messages)

4. (false information)

5. (basic game mechanic)

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what

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“i’m back to tumblr” announcements via tumblr blaze is crazy. you’re supposed to just blend in the crowd like a directorate s kgb agent during the cold war