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Richard Simmons is Dead

Richard Simmons is Dead

It’s official. Richard Simmons is dead. Broomes Island is mourning the death of the town’s most beloved resident. Residents are encouraged to purchase this Richard Simmons Soy Candle so his scent will carry on forever.

Richard Simmons Memorial Parade

The postmaster has agreed to fly the flag at half staff in memory of Richard Simmons and everything he has done for the Broomes Island community. A parade will be held in Richard Simmons’ memory on Saturday, July 20. It will begin in front of the Broomes Island Post Office and end at Len’s Marina.

Broomes Island Goat Yoga Classes Update

Broomes Island goat yoga classes on Wednesdays are canceled until further notice as the island mourns the death Richard Simmons and searches for a new instructor.

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Broomes Island

Broomes Island is famous for being the home of Richard Simmons and his collection of 100+ feral dogs. 

In Broomes Island, all dogs are required to wear coyote vests due to the recent increase in coyote dog crossbreeds on the island, which are believed to have escaped from Richard Simmons' compound. Simmons has agreed to subsidize residents' purchase of coyote vests if they use his Amazon referral link.

This coyote dog hybrid is colloquially known as a “Broome dog”, as scientists have not seen the same type of dog anywhere else.

This is where Richard Simmons teaches goat yoga every Wednesday morning. Goat yoga classes are only available to Broomes Island residents.