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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Sun, America’s going through some drama right now. Come back later. #caronavirus #stockmarket https://ift.tt/3a65YZf

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Landed to find that Operation: Freakout is underway in Philly subs. Freezers cleaned out but lots of fruits and vegetables are still in the store. So folks are ready for coronavirus, but probably, not diabetes. To the lonely, off-brand pot pie left in the freezer. I know people looked at you and said, “this is the Apocalypse, but no thanks, I’ll pass.” I say, pot pie, I feel your pain, I just don’t want to feel it my stomach. #coronavírus #philly #operationfreakout https://ift.tt/2IIr4ke

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Couple offered Wet Wipes in exchange for me switching seats. Wet Wipes. Now a commodity, like cigarettes in Prison. #wetwipes #coronavirus #airlines https://ift.tt/2W7mEvb

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Everyone at PwC Experience Center is now working from home in Miami. ‘Til I catch my flight, I’m in the office alone, except for a beach call I call Fred. Fred and I don’t speak much. I looked at Fred’s Facebook feed and it’s clear Fred and I don’t agree on politics. So we'll sit, in silence...together. https://ift.tt/3cTaagy

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Watching the director’s cut version of I am Legend. There 30 extra minutes of footage of Will Smith looking for toilet paper. #coronavirus #willsmith #iamlegend #movies #directorscut https://ift.tt/332Z4Rt

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I’ve actually worked with voice UX and voice interfaces since I was a kid. As have some of you. https://ift.tt/2HZYHNQ

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Roses are #ff000. Violets are #8a2be2. https://ift.tt/2vApSvK

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It’s weird looking at adults doing a job that I did at 11 years old (School Crossing Guard). I loved it. We dressed up like little orange Bob the Builders with a badge. Today, it would be considered insane to have kids in charge of other kids crossing the street. Plus, everyone knows about the famous Crayola orange wall of silence. What happens in Safety Patrol, stays in Safety Patrol. Let me tell you. I saw some stuff go down that would make you soil your diapers. ‘Cause that’s what we wore them back then. #crossingguard #safetypatrol #humor #funny #youth #crayola #wallofsilence https://ift.tt/2SsZrjC

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TSA AGENT: I’m going to pat you down, take my hands and rub them down your thigh and below your waist. OK? ME: “Could you do it in a sexier voice and maybe, cuddle afterwards? It’s the third “random” screening out of here in three weeks. It must be love ‘cause it aint random. https://ift.tt/2GGgrgJ

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“If you want to change the world don’t ever, ever ring the bell.” - Admiral William H. McRaven. https://ift.tt/2RyjPk5

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Props to my little brother, Craig Richey, who moonlights as a senior managing director at Accenture and now and new executive sponsor for African-American leadership and resources for the firm and leading this night’s conversation with Tracey Travis, CFO of Estée Lauder companies and Accenture’s board of directors of about leadership. Mom’s proud of you. Me? I just won’t razz you as much. Good job, sport. Excuse me, I mean, Mr. Sport. https://ift.tt/3aFjUKi

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You see girl power. I see an unchecked paramilitary organization. These “troops” (their words, not mine) seem to be involved in “unknown operations” funded by delicious cookies. That bitter taste in my mouth isn’t Thin Mints, it could be tyranny!..oh, wait, that’s dextrose, so maybe, saturated fat. So what I’m saying is that I’ll take two boxes. #girlpower #supportTheGirlScouts #humor #girlscouts #thinmints https://ift.tt/2GgV2us

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No excuses. Only options you can’t see yet. https://ift.tt/2RANwQh

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No excuses. Only options you can’t see yet. https://ift.tt/3ahEIqU

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MAURY POVICH: The DNA results are in. USA, In the case of the 2020 baby new year… you are the father! ##HappyNewYear #2020 #MauryPovich #timessquarenyc https://ift.tt/37prZ3d

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Craft Hall in Philly last night. Great concept. A microbrewery designed for young parents. Lets them come out at talk to other parents who don’t have sitters or just want to get out. They can have a drink together as their kids can play games. Everybody wins - unless you lose at the old school Donkey Kong game they have. https://ift.tt/35aAIoq

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Consume. I SAID CONSUME!!! https://ift.tt/34U4CNL