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Dear Cody Fans,

Having your fave finally getting that big break after being played around with for a while just for an egomaniac to steal their spotlight and insert themselves in their place and main event wrestlemania, I understand your pain

- A Punk Fan

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Dean Winchester Series

Promise - Dean x Reader

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Not falling for you - Dean x Reader

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Forbidden - Dean x Reader (Teacher/Student)

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Part 10 l Part 11 l Part 12 l Part 13 l Sequel

The Host - Dean x Reader (The Host AU)

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Our french mistake is not a mistake - Dean x Reader & Jensen x Reader (The French Mistake AU)

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My beautiful Omega - Dean x Reader (Teacher/Student & A/B/O)

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Dean or Deanna? - Dean x Reader

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Safe - Dean x Reader (Office AU & FSOG crossover)

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Knight in shining armor - Dean x Reader (Knight/Princess AU)

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Jealous much? - Dean x Reader (x Damon)

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Fake us - Dean x Reader (Jensen Ackles x Reader)

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Friends after all - Dean x Reader

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Already boundless - Dean x Reader

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Written on the wrist - Dean x Reader

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Lie to me - Dean x Reader x Sam (x Jensen)

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True soulmate - Dean x Reader

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Twice the love, twice the pain - Dean x Reader

Part 1

Die for a Laugh - Dean x Reader (x Joker)

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Picture Perfect - Dean x Reader x Sam

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Jurassic World - Dean x Reader x Owen (Jurassic World crossover)

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Naturally Alpha - Dean Winchester x Reader (French Mistake/A/B/Os AU)

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A supernatural marvel - Dean Winchester x Reader x Steve Rogers

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Hurricane - Dean Winchester x Reader (Detective AU)

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Written on the wrist - Dean Winchester x Reader - Chapter 1 (French Mistake/Soulmates AU)

Title: Written on the wrist

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader

Word count: 3,784

Warnings: None

Prompts: Your “Imagine getting zapped to the Supernatural universe and meeting Dean.” imagine is perfection!! Please please write a mini story or something based on it! It would be so good! P.S. You are one of the best writers whose stories I follow! :)

Im so glad requests are open! What about a readerxdean with French mistake reader whose soulmate is Dean?? Maybe soul mates have each other’s names on their arms so her name is on his arm and she enters the spn universe and he gets nervous because she doesn’t have his name on her arm since she’s from a different world?? I’ve never seen this done before so I think it might be nice to see! and your writing is amazing! Thank you!! ❤️❤️❤️

You felt panic rise up inside you when your eyes first opened. This was certainly not your room. Oh it was far from that. And it wasn’t certainly somewhere you remembered going last night- not that there would be any other place to go other than your bed, with your german shepherd sleeping by your side and Supernatural playing on TV. This place- you had never been here before in your life, let alone last night.

You were in the middle of, what obviously looked like, a forest. An actual forest.

For a moment you contemplated whether this was a dream or not. So much Supernatural in just two weeks should have surely had an impact on your sleep. But you’ve had that urgent need to watch the last three seasons all over again, so youcouldn’t help it.

You decided to take in a deep breath and stood up on your feet. You sure as hell were wearing the same pjs as last night. And the fact that your feet were bare didn’t help in your situation at all. It only proved even more to the fact that you had somehow pulled away from your house and dumped you here. You tried to steady your breathing and you willed yourself to walk. You needed to find the main road, maybe that way you could understand where you were. Last time you had checked though there was not a forest nearby.

You wrapped your arms around yourself, the thin fabric of your shirt not helping at all. Luckily at least your pj pants were long and warm enough, because the icy cold of the early morning would have made you freeze to death before you could even open your eyes. You winced more times than you could ever count and by now you couldn’t even look down at your feet to guess that there would be blood there. It wasn’t something major obviously but the scratches stung a lot.

You blinked several times, trying to shield your eyes from the rising sun. Everything seemed to be the same as you passed tree by tree but a shaky sigh of relief left your lips as soon as you saw the faint sight of road. You hurried even more to get there as fast you could, but you immediately started to regret your decision as your vision started to become blur. Things started spinning around you and you found yourself stumbling.

You winced once your feet were placed on the cold road and you only stood for a second there, in the middle of the road. You could hear the faint roar of a car, maybe approaching, or maybe not. You couldn’t tell and through your blurry vision you certainly could even make out in the distance. But you didn’t even have to try anymore as within seconds as it seemed you felt your eyes slowly flutter before you found the ground and darkness enveloped you.

And he slammed on the breaks stopping only a few metres away from a lying body. Two men rushing to get out of the car to said body, worry etching on both their features. They shared a look and without having to say anything you were scooped up and away from your probable death.

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The next movie on the list and I'm not looking forward to this

deputy dewey did not survive four (4) scream movies for this kind of disrespect

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I have started a discord server for anyone who wants a place to recommend fan fictions. So we as a Community can help each other find new or old books for everyone to read. Talk and make friends with people in the same community as you.

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Dangerous - Dewey Riley x fem!reader

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Summary - Y/n L/n, a high school student in her senior year who lives in the small town of Woodsboro, California. She can’t really complain about her life, she’s a great student, with great friends to whom she can tell everything, well, almost everything. But what happens when a masked killer is on the loose? And one of her closest friends turns out to be the main target of the said killer? Will she be able to survive?

A/n- hello everyone! I had a little time today and was able to revise this part I had written, I hope you like it, and don’t forget to give me your feedback :)

Pairing - Dwight ‘Dewey’ Riley x female!reader

Word count - 2.7k

Warnings - mentions harassment (but nothing happened)

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Can someone tag me in a bunch of Dewey Riley fanfictions please. As everytime I look at the Dewey tags no matter the website it's all about Stu, Billy or Randy. And I need a Dewey fix.

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Manifest that shit🔮

Pedro Pascal x reader

Summary: You almost tried every way of manifesting except one method. Manifest while orgasming and Pedro was more than happy to help you out with that.

Warnings: SMUT, but like sensual smut. P in v, no condom (please be smarter), creampie, overstimulation, squirting, female receiving, fingering, 2 slaps on the ass, a bit of praising and talking you through it, Pedro who is always worried about you, age-gap (not mentioned) reader is in mid-twenties, pet names (you guys know I live for them), Pedro calling you mama, I think that’s it? MINORS DNI

Words: 4K

Manifest that shit

You’ve been working hard to manifest the life that you want and so far it’s been all working out for you. You’re in a healthy and the best relationship you could ever imagine with Pedro Pascal, your dream house, money and your career. But now you were so close to your dream job and you wanted to manifest this.

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OMG YAY CONGRATULATIONS JOE.

Wow I wasn't expecting that I thought scar would win especially after round 4. I'm glad Joe won he was campaigning hard for that win.

MCYT SEXYMAN WINNER JOE HILLS

[ID: the sexyman bracket, showing that the final winner is Joe Hills]

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I'm done with the slander. Tech is the perfect sexyman. You want a pathetic little guy? Porkums. You want an evil little capitalist? Sir Billiam. You want a guy who can kill a bitch and have so many emotions in him and express the shit out of them? C!Techno. You want titties? Sheriff Thompson (and more). You want a war criminal? AE!Techno. You want someone who has no thoughts, just carrots? Bunnyblade. You're a horse girl? Technohorse exists. You want the opposite of c!Techno? Cyberknife. You want a stylish bitch (possibly with a gun)? Technomaid.

And to all that add all the versions of these dudes. Long hair, braids, with style, half naked, buff mfers, twinks, anime villains. He Got Range.

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My two favourite Minecrafters

U kno actually goodtimeswithscar and techno seem like a great pair to duke it out if u consider theyre both characters that attempt to intimidate using kind of opposite means. Techno constantly tries to make everyone scared of how much he knows by seeming like he knows Everything while Scar makes you question how much he knows by pretending he knows nothing...

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Vote Techno

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everyone voting scar doesn't understand. scar is a WET CAT OF A MAN. he is NOT a sexyman. he's ALREADY sexy. technoblade, on the other hand, is literally just some guy who people TURNED INTO A GENERICALLY HOT ANIME BOY WITH TUSKS. THAT IS WHAT A TUMBLR SEXYMAN IS.

TECHNOSWEEP.

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

ROUND FOUR:

GOODTIMESWITHSCAR (1)

nominated from Hermitcraft, Last Life, Create Mod Server, Third Life, Double Life, Among Us, The Crafting Dead, MCC

vs

TECHNOBLADE (16)

nominated from DSMP, SMPEarth, Cyberknife, 100 Mcyt VS Natural Disasters, Minecraft Mondays, Sir Billiam, Potato Wars, Hypixel Mayor, Sky Block, TFTSMP, MCC

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Sausage requested everyone to vote eddie https://twitter.com/mythicalsausage/status/1622419182896791555?s=61&t=mSgm3G4luE7BqdR6vSVuaQ

[ID: Tweet from Mythical Sausage, in response to SawaSourJuice, reading "Vote for my DAD!!!"]

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Hanging By A Moment (Chapter One) - Charlie Weasley Imagine

A/N: ahhhhh this is my first Charlie Weasley imagine :D and I decided to make it a mini-series because the request was super cute :) the prompt is not in this chapter but it will definitely be in the following ones

Request - Anonymous asked: Hello! Can I ask for a Charlie Weasley x reader request with prompts: “I can’t stop thinking about you. No matter how hard I try, you’re always on my mind” “I think I’m in love with you." Where reader is Percy’s best friend but he asks her to pretend to be her girlfriend so his family leaves him alone, but when reader and Charlie met it’s like love at first sight and they get to met each other but reader has to keep pretending to date Percy so Charlie starts to feel bad for liking his brother’s girlfriend, please? The rest is up to you, but with happy ending please 🥺 Thank you!

Prompt List

Warning: none in this one, only a fake relationship

Disclaimer: I don’t own Harry Potter :) gif isn’t mine :D

Your name: submit What is this?

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Hanging By A Moment

Desperate for changing Starving for truth I’m closer to where I started I’m chasing after you

“Percy Igniatus Weasley!”

“Oh no” Percy muttered under his breath when he heard you approaching his office, only moments before you walked in. You have known Percy Weasley for over a year now since you started working at the Ministry of Magic. Even if you two worked in different departments, the two of you quickly became really close friends. And a couple of months back, you moved in next to him and his boyfriend, Oliver. You knew all about the Weasley family even if Arthur was the only one you had actually met since he also worked at the Ministry. And who had just recently told you how excited he was to have you over at the famous Burrow for the holidays. “Well, hello (Y/N), my very best friend in the world. May I just say you look particularly beautiful today-”

“Shove off, Weasley” you glared at him. “Would you care to explain to me why your father just informed me that he is thrilled that me, your girlfriend, will be going to your home for the holidays?”

“Oh, didn’t I mention that to you? My dad has been losing his mind lately, it’s a bit sad, really-”

“Percy!”

“Alright, fine I may have… said that you were my girlfriend” he sighed.

“W-what?”

“To my entire family” he added.

“Excuse me?”

“And so my mum insisted I brought you over for the Holidays” he finished.

“Percy!”

“I’m sorry, (Y/N)” he said, getting up from his chair as you kept on glaring at him. “I just wanted to get them off my back! You know that my family can be very… intense and when you met my dad, he mentioned you to my mum and she started asking all these questions and they already knew you were my best friend but then she got so excited about it and all of my brothers started saying stupid things and it just… came out! I just wanted them to shut up! What was I supposed to tell them?”

“Oh, I don’t know. Maybe that I wasn’t your girlfriend? Maybe that you have a boyfriend? I mean, what do you think Oliver would say about this-?”

“He knows and he actually also told his parents that you were his girlfriend-”

“What? Do you two even have any other friends?”

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Beauty and the Beast

<<Previous part/Next Part>>

(C!Technoblade x Fem!Reader): Beauty and the Beast AU

Cover art is done by: @abovenyx

Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate! I do and this is my gift to all of you because I'm grateful for all of you and your support.

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Chapter 1:

The morning came way earlier than you would’ve liked, and the birds called for you to get out of bed. You got dressed and slid on your work boots, a chill ran through you and you glanced outside. It had snowed that night, the ground was covered in a fresh coat of white and the house was cold and quiet. The cold wasn’t anything new, but the quiet was, your home was never quiet...Tommy was never quiet.

“Tommy?” You called grabbing your shaw and opening your door, “Theseus you here?” You searched high and low around the house and found nothing except for an empty workbench with a half-finished invention on it. Your throat tightened, he snuck out to get more parts, fuck he promised he wouldn’t do it again. At least not without your explicit permission the little shit, you slid on your snow boots and pushed open the cabin door. You didn’t know what time it started and stopped snowing last night, his footprints had long since been covered by the fresh snowfall. “Fuck me,” you swallowed gathering up your dress and heading into the deep woods. You screamed his name until your throat went raw and eventually you came upon a large castle, with large gargoyles and an atmosphere of unease. Tommy could’ve stayed here for the night, after all, he had no concept of danger. You stepped through the gate ignoring the endless howls of wolves behind you, and you knocked softly on the grand castle doors. There wasn’t an immediate response but the opened with a soft creak. “Excuse me, I’m coming in!” You called stepping through the doors, you heard some rustling but saw no one. You swore you could hear whispers in the halls as you wrapped your shawl tighter around your body. “Is anyone home? I’m looking for my brother Tommy?” You walked down the halls shoes clicking on the floor, “Please have you seen him?” A loud crash was heard behind you and you jumped startled out of your skin lights turned on in the hallway behind you like they were leading you.

Even though every fiber in your being was telling you no, you pushed the thought away and followed the lights. You came across a small dungeon hole and your heart sank, “Tommy?”

“Fuck-Shit-(Y/n)!” He ran up to the bars grabbing at them, you ran up taking his hands in your own. “You have to leave right now! This place is fucked as all hell!”

“What? Not without you, what mess did you get yourself into? Nevermind! I’ll get you out of there, just hold on.” You tried foolishly pulling on the bars and they didn’t budge Tommy’s eyebrows knitted together.

“Seriously (Y/n). You need to leave, it’s dangerous and I’m the man of the house so it’s my job to protect you-”

“Bullshit!” You snapped glaring at your little brother, “I’m the eldest and it’s my job to protect you! So shut your mouth, got it? I’ll give up everything for you and I won’t hear a no. Get a grip-”

A low growl came from the darkness and you turned around, red eyes stared at you from the dark. Hands were pressed on your shoulders from behind, Tommy pulling you close to the bars. “Back off monster freak!” Tommy yelled from over your shoulder and from the darkness appeared a giant monster. Seven feet tall with large tusks curling around his snout, pink fur covered his body and he had a large boar-like tail, and pig-like ears sat on top of his head. A large cape sat on his shoulders and draped down to the floor, it was cherry red with white fur on the top, gold jewelry decorated his tusks and body and your face paled. You sucked in a breath and held your head up high,

“You’re intruding, like Sister like brother it seems.” He snarled his teeth baring at your form, “Unwanted visitors aren’t welcome here. Leave. Now.” His eyes flashed in warning, you huffed turning your chin up high, you shakily stood on your feet.

“Not without Tommy.” You hissed back, if he wasn’t going to be kind to you, you weren’t going to be back.

“You don’t get to make those choices here. Get out.” He hissed grabbing harshly at her arm,

“Let her go!” Tommy hissed lunging at the bars, “don’t touch her!”

“Technoblade!” Phil scolded and the monster flinched and immediately loosened his grip on the woman’s arm. “What are you doing? That is no way to treat a young woman.”

“Phil-”

“Let her go.” That was a clock, a fucking clock was speaking to you, you were going to pass out. It seemed the clock noticed and began to fret, “oh! Techno! Release her!” Technoblade listened to the clock and dropped the arm of Tommy’s sister. She leaned back against a wall, “I’m sorry about his behavior. He’s antisocial.” Technoblade snarled in response, hands clenched into fists at his side, “You could help us and save us all.”

“Phil shut up.” He hissed, his eyes narrowed harshly, silence fell over the group before Tommy broke it.

“What the fuck is going on? Am I gonna be let out of here or not?”

Phil looked at Techno, eyes practically looking into his very soul, “Only on one condition.”

“Anything, I’d do anything for Tommy so long as you let him go.”

“Switch places with him. You’ll never see him again, but he’ll be safe.”

“What the fuck! No way!” Tommy shrieked and you took a shaky breath,

“Okay.”

“What?!”

Technoblade shoved you to the side and opened the bars of the cage and picked Tommy up by the back of his shirt. Dragging him out of the cage, “Hey! Let me go you bastard!” Tommy snarled, wiggling in his grip, “(Y/n)!”

“Tom! I’ll be okay!” You called as he left down the hall Technoblade shoved your brother in what seemed to be a carriage that could move completely on its own and your brother was ripped from your life just like that. Your lip trembled and the monster turned to face you, Technoblade grunted rolling his eyes, and made moves to walk away from the woman. However he was stopped by a rather fuming candlestick, Wilbur was giving him such a look that he turned back towards the upset lady.

“Come. It’s not proper for a lady to stay in a dungeon.”

“But it was fine for a kid?” You shot back another growl rumbled in the back of Technoblade’s throat, once more Wilbur cleared his windpipe.

“I have a room available. It’s up to you if you decide to use it.” He huffed, “come.” There were no footsteps for a moment before he heard the soft footfalls of you following behind him. Pride swelled in his chest and he smiled slightly, he opened the door to a gorgeous room. The bed was bigger than you’ve ever seen, the pink wardrobe was a nice touch.

“Oh wow…” You murmured and Technoblade felt his cheeks heat as he stared down at your bewildered expression. He cleared his throat, straightening significantly, “I want to let you know that you’re allowed to go anywhere in the castle since you’re going to be staying here indefinitely. All except the West Wing, it’s always forbidden. You will meet me for dinner tonight, wear something decent.”

“If you think I’ll be eating dinner with you you’re sorely mistaken.”

“Pardon?”

“I said I won’t be eating with you.” You scoffed,

“Yes, you will. Do you know who I am?”

“No, and I don’t fucking care. I will not be eating with the man who locked me up.”

“If you don’t eat with me then you’re going to starve.” He snarled above you successfully pinning you against the wall, “You hear that!” He roared and you steeled yourself so you wouldn’t flinch. “She doesn’t eat tonight!”

Your nose scrunched up but before you could retort he was already out the door. He was stomping his way down towards the wing you were oh so forbidden to go down. What a stuck-up prick, finally alone you let the tears fall down your rosy pink cheeks. Your nails dug into your arms as you fell to your knees, Tommy was just a kid but he was level-headed he’d be fine so long as he didn’t get into more trouble.

He was a good kid and too many people didn’t see it.

Meanwhile from the West Wing Technoblade watched you through his magic mirror with an ache in his chest. He watched you cry on the floor of the bedroom he had given you, he didn’t know why he felt so bad seeing you so upset. He felt like the safety of his staff and friends were on his hands, if she didn’t fall in love with him they’d all be stuck like this for the rest of eternity. It was a lot of pressure on his shoulders, plus how could anyone fall in love with him when he looked as beastly as he did. He huffed running his hand over his face tiredly, he looked over at the beautiful glass case containing the elegant rose and watched mournfully as another petal landed on the ground.

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“Why’re you crying, miss?” You tensed head shooting up to lock eyes with your wardrobe,

“I-I’m sorry,” You whipped your eyes quickly and she tutted, walking over and using her handles to pat your head tenderly. “(Y/n)...”

“That’s a lovely name for a lovely girl. I’m Niki, a professional stylist.” She hummed, “Chin up darling I promise you it’ll be okay. What do you think? Would a new dress cheer you up?” You giggled and gave a little nod,

“What could hurt Miss Niki?”

“That’s my girl!” She squealed, throwing open her drawers and cabinets, throwing dresses upon dresses on top of you. You laughed in delight and were mid-trying on a lovely red dress when there was a quiet knock on the door. Stepping inside was a candlestick, you saw him briefly earlier “Wilbur! You’re lucky she was dressed.” Niki scolded and if candlesticks could blush he would’ve, “I thought Sally would’ve taught you better.”

“Oh hush Niki…” He huffed sticking out his tongue and he turned to you, “You look, lovely Miss. My name is Wilbur Soot, I’ll be escorting you to dinner tonight.”

“Oh no thank you. I’m not going.”

Wilbur blinked, once, twice, and then a third time. “I’m sorry...no?”

“Yeah no thank you. If...Technoblade is going to be there then I must decline.” The candlestick laughed, his fire flickering oh so happily. You gave him a confused look,

“He may say you have to starve but we servants will not let a lovely lady such as yourself wither away in here. Even if you do have Miss Niki as a company. She doesn’t exactly cook.”

“Oh shut up! I used to be able to bake like a star...I can’t exactly do that now…”

Your eyebrows furrowed, “What do you mean?”

“Well you see Miss we’re all…” She looked at Wilbur and gave a nod “cursed.”

“But who would do such a thing?” You asked softly, “You mean to say you were all human once?”

“A rather handsome one at that.”

“Wilbur, you're married.”

“Me being handsome is a fact of life Niki.” You burst into laughter, eyes drying up, Wilbur hummed pleasantly, “Now if you don’t mind I’d like to steal our guest away for dinner.”

“Go ahead. I’ll be waiting here for you.” She waved with her handle before you followed Wilbur out the door. A rather stern looking clock joined in leading you to the grand dining hall,

“I promise to do whatever I can to help you all.” You whispered and if Wilbur or Phil heard you they didn’t comment.

“Technobalde isn’t going to be happy about this Wil. You know better than anyone that he’ll have your head for this.” He ranted, Wilbur scoffed at his father giving him a look of his own.

“What and let this beautiful lady go hungry? Not in your life, old man.”

“I’m sorry. I don’t mean to cause trouble. I can go back to my room, I don’t want you in trouble, Mr. Wilbur.”

“Just Wilbur is fine love and it’s alright. I insist, Technoblade is a big softy at heart,” You gave him a disbelieving look but nodded slightly at his response. The conversation on your end trailed off from there, Wilbur kept telling you about the grandiose things around the castle and their historic significance. It was interesting but you couldn’t ignore the way your stomach was rumbling with hunger and nerves.

“Wilby there you are!” A feather duster cooed rushing over to him and snuggling against his...face? “And is this her? My, she’s beautiful! I’m Sally, Wilbur’s wife!”

“Pleasure to meet you, ma’am,” You curtsied and she giggled,

“So polite Sally is fine! Come, come everyone’s so excited to meet you.” Sally the feather duster sat you down on a chair at the head of the table. She let out a loud whistle and the dinging hall came to life, Wilbur cleared his throat and smiled.

“Welcome to your dinner darling.”

It was like magic, the way everything seemed to come alive, food was placed in front of you at an alarming rate. Two tiny teacups popped into your view, one had a chip on its rim, they introduced themselves as Tubbo and Ranboo. They seemed to be in awe of you talking your ear off about the outside world and asking questions.

“How old are you boys?” You asked tilting your head with morbid curiosity,

“Seventeen!” Tubbo declared, your eyes softened and both boys seemed to notice.

“Is everything alright?” Ranboo asked hopping over to nuzzle against your hand, you smiled softly picking him up in the palm of your hands.

“My brothers around your age. Both of you, I think you’d all get along splendidly. It seems you both have a knack for adventure.”

“Oh absolutely!” Tubbo hopped about, “You’ll help us be able to meet your brother someday as people!” He chirped excitedly, “Cause you and Prince Technoblade are gonna fall in love.” You flinched and Phil seemed to catch wind of the conversation.

“Tubbo, Ranboo stop bothering the poor woman and let her eat.”

“They’re no bother.”

“Yeah, she likes us!” Ranboo beamed happily from his spot on your hand,

“Maybe so but still. She needs both hands to eat, plus your families are looking for the both of you.”

“Uh.” Tubbo whined, “Come on Boo.”

Ranboo pouted, hopping off from your hands, “it was nice meeting you Miss!” He chirped, hopping off after Tubbo. Phil sighed rubbing his eyes and you smiled pityingly,

“You have a lot on your shoulders huh?”

“Nothing for you to worry about though, everyone here has their hopes high that you’ll break the curse.”

“But what if I’m not able to do that...I don’t love him. Phil I barely even like him…”

“Then that’s alright love, he’s not as cruel as he seems...I promise.” Phil spoke softly patting you on the hand, “For now just eat. You’ll want your strength.”

Eat you did, everything was scrumptious and you made sure to thank everyone who brought you more food and then finally dessert. “This is the most I’ve eaten in my life!” You laughed as Sally giggled beside you,

“Puffy will be glad to hear you liked it.” She hummed stifling a small yawn, “Excuse me I must head off to bed, Phil and Wilbur will help you back to your room.”

“Thank you for being so kind and welcoming.”

“No need to thank me.” She tutted, “It’s basic human decency. I’ll wake you tomorrow to get some rest.” You smiled as Wilbur and Phil both walked over to you, they seemed to be in a heated debate about something or other.

“Everything alright?”

“Fine, fine nothing you need to worry about.” Phil huffed motioning for you to stand up to follow them back, you did so but they acted like you very much weren’t present. You admired the artwork on your way back but you stopped in front of the hallway leading down to the West Wing. Phil nor Wilbur seemed to notice you had stopped as they kept walking forward in the direction of your room, you knew you weren’t allowed in the West Wing, Technoblade had made that clear. However, much like your brother you never did well listening to authority figures, maybe it was because you both didn’t have parents. Either or you stepped foot into the rather dusty corridor leaving the safety of the other wings behind.

~~~ Tommy tore through the woods like a bat out of hell. Snow sticking to his face and boots, frantically looking for someone, anyone to help him. His sister was trapped by a monster, he sucked up his pride and burst into the nearest pub. A place he knew Dream and his crew would be lurking,

“Help! I need help!” He called as silence fell over the bar, Dream raised an eyebrow.

“Tommy? Aren’t you a little too young to drink?” He snickered, eyeing George who nodded in agreement. Sapnap eyed all three of them from his spot at the bar, his husbands standing on either side of him.

“He has her. Has (Y/n)! Has her locked in a dungeon!” Tommy babbled grabbing onto Dream’s arm,

“Who?” He sounded serious, worried even, that some man had claimed what was rightfully his.

“A beast! A horrible monster has her locked away!”

A beat of silence before laughter tore through the pub and Tommy wilted significantly.

“Is it a big beast?” Dream asked wiggling his fingers,

“With spooky eyes.” George joined in mockingly,

“And fangs!” Sapnap mused, sticking out his tongue.

“This is serious!” Tommy snapped, stomping his foot on the ground, “She’s in danger!”

“And you’ve always been a boy who cried wolf!” Alex chimed from his place beside his husband, “Why would any of us believe you?”

“Because I’m telling the truth!”

“I’ll help you.” Dream mused and Tommy looked hopeful,

“You will?”

“Of course. KICK HIM OUT!”

“No!” Tommy cried as Sapnap and George tossed the boy out into the snow.

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