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i just drank some water but i expected it to taste like blue raspberries like where is the logic
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THREE SECONDS OF ANIMATED FLAME PRINCE AND EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS
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Seeing someone slowly lose interest in you is probably one of the worst things ever.
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i think its so funny when parents think they’re punishing you by leaving you alone in your room and not speaking to you like ok….. thanks….. this is what i’ve wanted all day please punish me more
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Mom always told me if you can’t say anything nice, then don’t say anything at all. And some people wonder why I’m so quiet around them.
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When you find good merchandise of your favorite series
and then you look at the price
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reblog if ur blog is shit and u dont midn having one more shitty post on it
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it’s very important that you set aside time daily to take off your pants & underwear and do a prison squat to let your meatflaps dry out
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*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin
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Person: i like your band shirt
Me: wanna make out
Person: what
Me: did i fucking stutter
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this is terrifying if you watch this at night O_O
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