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solar system and moon phases

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anyone else live under the assumption that they’re constantly doing something wrong

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hearing a story thats obviously made up

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what game devs think are tough choices in games: you have to kill this person or spare them

what tough choices in games actually are: this armor will make you more powerful but it’s ugly

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Chrys Watches Got [x] / requests for individuals [x]

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You know what’s wild? Remembering that children hear things for the first time without context and are literally like, “What?”

I just said “See you later, alligator” to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they had ever heard that.  They froze in their tracks, looked at me completely bewildered then replied, “See you later, chicken” and kept walking.

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He thinks he’ll be remembered as the villain in the story. But I forgot to tell him that the villain is usually the person who locks up the maiden and throws away the key. He was the one who let me out.

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it’s amazing when ur humor is exactly the same as someone elses & u both just spend the whole day laughing at everything u both say

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some of you have never united Ferelden against the Blight and it shows

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Josephine’s mandatory huddle with the squad before going into the Winter Palace:

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Vivienne, guesturing to Cole: What is that still doing here?

Inquisitor: Ma'am, that is my emotional support demon.

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When it all fits..*shook*

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there should be a tax that youtubers pay where 1.5% of all of their revenue goes back to Kevin Macleod for basically supplying YouTube with it’s own soundtrack.

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Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus