I'm Dan, British boy in SE England. Very gay, not as drunk as I'd like to be.
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years ago i watched this p/orn and the girl was screaming ‘oh god!! oh god!!!’ and the dude was like ‘there are no gods here’ and to this day it haunts me wtf was he talking about
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One time I was hooking up with some guy and he would NOT stop farting, like at all, and he would laugh every time afterwards. Anyways I started acting all dom and he was into it like a typical twink and told him I wanted to tie him up so I did, but I shoved a butt plug in him so he would stop farting and then I left. Left and didn't turn back. Blocked him on everything and haven't talked to him since. Feels good to get this off my chest.
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HOT WOMEN IN YOUR AREA WANT TO EXPLORE ANCIENT RUINS WITH YOU
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this guy is genuinely excited and happy and nobody can take that away from him but there are a few indelibly hilarious things about this video that i will not spoil
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