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OH, SO EVERYONE LIKES ICED SWEET TEA BUT WHEN I CAN'T DRINK MY GREEN TEA WITHOUT A FEW CUBES OF WATER, I AM A MONSTER

*ahem* anyway iced milk is valid and yall can fight me on this

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Well, my eyes are shit so I'm answering hthe two questions that look similar to this one

Animal Year you were born in?

I was born the year of the Rat.

Favorite aesthetic?

It's a mix of punk, 90s, fairycore and blushcore.

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WELL I CAN'T DRINK HOT TEA WITHOUT HURTING MY MOUTH

*ahem* anyway iced milk is valid and yall can fight me on this

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That's just what it is

Can someone find me a sentence that ends with “it is” so I can make people cry by ending a sentence with “its”

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Everyone always puts the good shit in the tags

Where does one acquire a gf in a pandemic? Asking for a friend

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Discord

Where does one acquire a gf in a pandemic? Asking for a friend

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I stan this.

Immensely.

when ur like “im gettin a gay vibe” and your straight friend is like “uhhh idk that seems….forced….” and u gotta pull out your fuckin phd from gay college and your private gay detective license and your federal bureau of investigaytion badge like sit fuckin down buddy i got credentials and also an opinion the truth is out there my guy

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Lmao love you too

I know some people get nervous about interacting directly so I just want y'all to know I appreciate you.

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Pour some coffee or tea in there, shit

*ahem* anyway iced milk is valid and yall can fight me on this

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CMON WE GOT THEM TO 20,000 LETS GET THEM SOME BOOKS

Help!

My mom thinks I’m spending too much time using my phone and reading, and not studying. How she expects me to study when my school is a joke and the world is crumbling, I don’t know, but that is a whole other post.

She also found out that I use Tumblr, and she’s furious. I’m literally not allowed to be on any social media platform, so she wants me to delete my Tumblr now.

Anyway, after many hours of lectures and yelling and tears, and explaining what exactly Tumblr is, she’s decided that if this post gets

10,000 notes I get to keep my phone

20,000 notes I get to keep my phone AND my Tumblr

30,000 notes I get to keep my phone and Tumblr, and I also get as many books as I want

She’s doing this cause she thinks Tumblr is useless and that I’ll never get enough notes, so help please! I know this is near impossible.

I have until September 28th, 2020.

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But we aren't going to talk about they met god and looked at her dead in the eye and made god cry??

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

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*cocks shotgun*

Reblog.

Right fucking now.

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This isn't in anyway relating to me this is is just a callout post for those who actually do and say that

Hey.

Saying you would accept your child/bestfriend/whoever comes out to you as gay or straight but you can't accept them as pan or bi

Is kinda, yknow

Homophobic

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Can I just have vanilla cake since I'm enby

my favorite thing that’s ever come out of those dumb “gender reveal” parties, you know the ones, is that people make cakes and other baked goods for them right?

and since everything in this hellscape has to be gendered including colors, they gotta use both pink and blue frosting when they decorate to keep the prospective parents guessing before they cut the cake open and reveal how they’re gonna color-code their babies, but that also means:

people are out here making blue and white and pink baby cakes and just, unintentionally throwing the trans flag all over their pointless “gender” celebration and i think that’s just superb

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I absolutely

Hate this ™️

this just happened on my dash… 

it happend again

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Hey.

Saying you would accept your child/bestfriend/whoever comes out to you as gay or straight but you can't accept them as pan or bi

Is kinda, yknow

Homophobic

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With the teeth of course.

*puts sand inside of your teeth*!