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How many characters do you take at once? I was gonna ask for Yuji Gojo Nanami Megumi toji and geto for flirting HCs but idk if it’s too much?? Err— maybe split this into a two parter if you can’t do it all at once, but yeah basically how do they “romance” a crush and show that they seriously like them 💐
It's mb I'll post rules at some point, but anyway ill split it into 2 parts!!
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💔Hcs: "love can be found in the smallest acts of kindness"💔
Featuring Megumi, Nanami and Gojo
💔Megumi💔
m.e.g.u.m.i ajbfhas
okay, this pretty boy totally seems like someone who has no game at all, hate me if u want
buuuuuuut…..for what he lacks in flirting and showing his feelings, he makes up for in his actions so pls don't get mad at him
he is a goofball that smiles at you almost at any given time, even when u make shitty jokes or weird faces, he just appreciates it from afar bcs he doesn't want to ruin the moment
Megumi mastered the art of not showing his emotions to anyone fight me on this
for him it's in the little things - he gives you from his favorite snacks or in an argument comes around just to drop a cold remark towards the person arguing with you
u know i feel like he does that thing where when there's a car too close to you he just pulls you closer to him for a second so you don't accidently get hit or hurt
“Please be more careful”
“Megumi the car is 10 meters away, even a plane cant get hit by it
“shut up”
when it comes to compliments and romance….oh boy, ur in for a one
terrible flirting, 3/10, he picks one of these shitty pick up lines from quora and forgets it by the end of the article
“Y/n, uuuh, ummm"
“Are you okay?”
“Uh, oh, do you know CPR because,tc wait, because I cant breath wait…oh my god-”
“MEGUMI DO U NEED A DOCTOR ARE U-”
no no, maybe not this bad, but…eh
tbh if u came this far, i don't think this will be a problem in my opinion shy boys are best boys
u get it, let's skip to the confession part
honey, sorry to break it down to u but no.
Megumi Fushiguro won't come to you, say “Marry me” and live a happily ever after with you and your 3 kids named Samantha, Barbaba and Jessica
he will wait for u
the best possible outcome, for him at least, is you being the first one to confess your feelings
i mean
if you don't confess, he will do it but
the poor guy will tell u “meet me at the exit by 6” and just leave.without.saying.a.single.fucking.word
so u go there, ur a nervous wreck he is a nervous wreck and the only thing happening between the two of u is him looking u right in the eyes and just just
stare
stare
stare
“I like you”
“What”
“I like you”
jokes aside it won't be that bad. when megumi is serious, he is serious. he will patiently wait for your answer
whatever u tell him it will be a bit awkward but he tried his best so!!
won't tell anyone that you're his gf and everyone will find out a month after 100%
in conclusion megumi fushiguro may not be the best at these kind of things, but he will do anything just to see that bright smile on your face never disappear
💔Nanami💔
totally more of an action over words person as well
for him flirty lines and sweet talk aren't what being in love means, its more of a toying around
he takes flirting and turns it into physical contact
light touches
u get hit by something, his hand is instantly on your shoulder rubbing it
“Are you okay?”
the more he sees that u dont feel uncomfy the more he uses touching to his advantage
when u are sitting his hand is always behind your back, sometimes playing with your hair, moving a few strands in between his fingers
the next thing you know his hand is on your thigh, his thumb drawing small circles on your soft skin
just to be sure, he will give you the “is this okay” look
oh god how can it not be okay
when it gets late he will always drop u home, doesn't matter the time or the location
he isnt a child so no confession will happen, the moment u feel his hand around your waist u are his, right then and there
he just knows how to treat a woman, thats it
💔Gojo💔
opposite of the two i was just talking about
oh my god just the way his voice sounds is enough to make u fall in love i cant im-
he has a patented, pathetic tactic
at first he throws shit at u, he teases you and annoys till u go absolute apeshit
in the beginning u just laugh it off or go with it and try to annoy him as well
but
it has been 2 weeks of nonstop bullying
“Ah ah, I spilled my drink, is there anyone with napkins?”
“...”
“I said is there anyone with napkiiiiiiins?”
“me”
“And who is me”
“ME”
“Ohoh didn't hear you, my hands are full can u clean this for me?”
“n-”
“Y/n how can you say no to something like that when a vulnerable man asks u to? My hands are full i might slip accidently on it and i can't clean it myself”
“...fine.”
“Y/n….u know…i don't want to interfere between u and the coffee puddle but…I think you just missed a place right there.”
“CLEAN IT YOURSELF TH-”
but it's okay, its okay
everything is a part of his plan
when u are in between hating him and wanting to smash his head with a stone he'll call u to meet him for important work and try to apologize
he will put his hand on yours, moving and caressing your skin, asking for your forgiveness, telling you he didn't know how angry his bullying made you, how he crossed the line
he will get close, start murmuring sweet nothings into ur ear, telling u how much he is sorry, how he wanted your attention
he will comfort you, take you home, apologize once more and-
“Tomorrow maybe I’ll start with a compliment, going to be angry again?”
he will whisper it slow and quiet into your ear, curl a few strand of your hair with his hand and just say goodbye with a smirk like nothing happened
yes he is a dick, but once u are his even god will struggle laying a finger on u
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not into this type of shit but "...concern giving the gentle note and even more angel-like appearance to the ears."...like damn. What a description
2. "I'll protect you, I promise" with Gojo
here u go sweetie:
🥀Yandere! Gojo Satoru x reader🥀
Warnings: blood, slight mentions of violence,
gaslighting, manipulation
You were feeling cold, not only in the outside but in the inside as well. The night breeze was blowing into your bare skin making you shiver in agony. The air was going through every single one of your cuts, making it almost impossible to not quiver. You didn't want to admit defeat, but even the smallest, simplest move was too painful, it was too much. Screaming and crying wasn't going to help either - no one was there to hear your blubbering except for him…and no, no you didn’t want to struggle anymore, you were almost done for. You couldn't endure more of this.
There were loud, slow paced steps coming towards you, you were still on the garage floor, whimpering from the aching bruises located almost everywhere on your body.
Just as he expected you were there waiting for him, what a good girlfriend you are.
The man crouched over your body, biting deeply into his soft lip. There was something he was holding onto, but your couldn't see what it was. His hand was coming closer to your body, moving just an inch under your ear to caress the upper part of your neck. You wanted to fight, you wanted to spit on him, but your body just….wasn't moving. You didn't have the strength anymore, your body gave up, you were giving up.
“ Gojo…p-p-pleaA..AHH '', the wound on your leg starting to bleed again making you cry in pain. Your body was trembling, at this point even breathing was hard. It was too much to bear, you couldn't do this anymore.
“Why did…did you d-do this to..to me”, a steady stream of tears started falling on the ground, you were stuttering, your voice was breaking, your heart was broken. It’s over.
He gently moved his hand from your neck, trying to wipe the big crocodile tears from your puffy eyes. You were ugly crying. You were crying so ugly, even his face scrunched a bit from the pleadings that came from your mouth. He put on you the thing you saw him hold onto earlier, covering almost your whole body besides your head.
It was a blanket . The cotton blanket you gifted him. You hated it, you didn't want this.
“Honey, please”, his voice almost as gentle as ever, concern giving the gentle note an even more angel-like appearance to the ears.
“Stop doing this to yourself, to us.”
His hand was once again stroking your left cheek, wiping every tear that was coming from your eye.
“It's dangerous outside…I…I don't know at this point…”
He shifted his head looking outside the garage at the big hill located at the left side of the house. He really loved playing there as a kid, but he did fall off a few times. It was dirty and steep, he never came back feeling good after falling there.
His gaze was once again shifted on your messy face.
“At this point you are a danger to yourself, don’t misunderstand me…’’
The angles of his mouth curved.
“....I told you not to go there, I told you about all the times I fell down there. Look what you did to yourself.”
You moved your head a bit so you could look directly into his oh so beautiful vibrant blue eyes.
“Fell…down….a hill?” you felt so heavy. His hands were on you, not even a second passing and he was holding you in him.
“I didn’t….no I…”, the light touches you felt on your body felt soothing. You were just like a little kid getting comforted from his mother after hurting itself.
“But of course you did, don’t you remember? You did hit your head really hard when you fell...”
His hands were softly touching your back, his head coming closer to you, a pair of lips whispering into your ear making you shiver once again:
“It’s okay now. You don't have to worry about anything, I’ll protect you, I promise.”
That’s right. You probably fell down. This was all a really bad nightmare. And it was okay, he was going to protect you from all the monsters that wanted to hurt you, even you.
#actually what i dont like yanderes bcs its fucked up but this was pretty well written#i havent really read fics in a while so i'll start reblogging again#look this fucker up he may be good#i might send some fluff req too
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did it hurt? when the little people inside your head refused to follow your carefully-plotted novel outline?
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I love when kittens fail so badly at drinking milk and how they look sopping wet and pathetic after
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I love it when I explain something in a more simple way and I get hit with the "Im not dumb"
Oh boi but are most of the people that I know
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Sometimes I have the feeling that i reblog things more than once but its always worth it
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a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was $10 and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t actually exist then it was against their policy and if he was selling a real soul then that is a human body part and it is also against their policy
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