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dumbhoefm​:

𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  it’s ok to admit it , i already know :) trust me , all i thought about was you too . that & the food they gave was shit :/ i love u so much that describing it wouldn’t even compare :/ not if i smack urs hard first bitch >:( he doesn’t even come over everyday … more like every other day smh don’t be dramatic . i’ll give u as many kissies as you want , babe 😚wtf i’m always sweet , but fine if that’s how it is i’m changing it all to my blackmail pics smh . idk anymore maybe ur just doing that to make me feel better when in reality u wanted more as a gift idk idk ! 𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  no that’s okay lol one song is enough , kid . hey i’m cheesy all the time ! don’t try guilting me pls i’m functioning on only ONE sandwich for lunch 😔he tried telling me once he lasted a whole hour with you before rofl i laughed in his face bc that’s bullshit , everyone knew it . if it helps her nudes were so mediocre i didn’t even get hard at them :/ also , i wasn’t gonna fuck the lookalike ! i just don’t like that he’s saying shit just because or whatever . wait wait wait back up … why did u look at chris’ nudes … wtf now i’m gonna look them up to see if ur just saying that or not >:( yeah one day , that doesn’t mean right now . if anything i’ll buy a separate property or something just for animals . it could be ur little sanctuary  𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  if u do that then caroline is gonna be mad is that what u really want ? stop frauding hahaha i know the truth , you were obsessed with me but it’s okay , it’s cute 😚yeah i don’t blame u . no offense but if u weren’t … well , u then i’d say ur last name would’ve been a dealbreaker :/ if i manage to finish at least half of the shit i need to today then i think it can be arranged . what do you say to a really cliche & disgustingly cheesy picnic tomorrow at the park with the pups lmao 𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  i’ll give u compliments whenever u want them :( ahem , false . i let you be on top until you don’t wanna anymore , idk what ur talking about ! heh well when u wake me up like that , it’s hard not to wanna make u feel good too :) it’s funny though bc i wonder if she knows everyone doesn’t believe anything that leaves her mouth lol . okay but you have to admit the minecraft sound makes u laugh every time ! u love it secretly . this is getting too complicated now :/ i think what really freaks me out is that our family has seen it 

𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  what gave it away , i’m just curious :) don’t lie u made some jail friends , i bet u forgot everything about me >:( but tbf mike & caroline’s lesson kinda worked since u haven’t been in jail since LMAO . well if u smack mine then u know what that’s gonna lead to :/ so do it ! he could be at our house for 5 minutes & it feels like a million years , but fineeee , i’m done being mean now . give me 10 rn please 🥰 if u post my blackmail pics then that means i get permission to post all of urs , that’s our deal . hey i would never do that , i love my ring because it’s a reminder of how much u love me >:( 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  u have enough vocals from me so that’s fair , but expect me to sing a lot on my birthday :) want me to come drop off something for u ? i can bring benji & lucy , they’ve been dying to see their dad 🥺 i mean we’ve fucked the whole night through so it’s almost sad to compare how good u are to them 😗 but u get hard when u see mine right :/ idk , she was pretty adamant on getting into bed with u lol . do u think we should confront him even if he means well ? don’t look them up wtf what if someone sees ur internet history & they think ur secretly obsessed with chris evans instead of me >:( but ... if i have a little sanctuary i want u to be apart of it because i love u :( 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  why would u bring caroline into this , u know she’s the only one i’m scared of >:( shut up , i’ve talked way too much about how i’m obsessed with u , but we’ve barely gone into how obsessed u were with me . wtf u act like i wouldn’t have taken ur last name anyway :/ the name bernard is dead to me anyway , like apart from deb & her side of the fam . i know u have deadlines & stuff , but i think you’re starting to get back into the habit of living in the studio . take a few days off with me & the animals , we miss u :( 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  give me one now & more when u come home :( nope , i think u just secretly love being in control but idc i think it’s hot when u get like that 😋 figured you’d like seeing my pretty mouth in the morning , yeah ? :) who knows , she’s doing a pretty good job at playing the wounded mother role now that she’s acting like she lost me & richard after their divorce went public . i’ve never cracked a smile when u do it , idk what ur talking about :) see this is why whenever we make tapes now , we should get a vhs camera so it can be a home video only us two can see lol

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dumbhoefm​:

𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  not just nyc , in chicago too don’t lie :) damn , u love & worry about me so much u turned down my mom’s pasta … i love you 🥰just bc u would kiss it better doesn’t mean i’m fine with having my nips twisted >:( that shit hurts u know smh . he’s smart when it comes to music , u have to at least admit that . c’mon , you said you’ll be nicer to him . it’s all of us or just of you that shows just how perfect you are , babe , i promise . so what i’m hearing is the promise ring wasn’t enough for an anniversary gift WOW 𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  … yeah , exactly like adele ❤️i’m as sweet as candy , kid , don’t catch a cavity now ! yeah but that was only typing , he’s never heard me say anything cheesy over the phone . u just want me to get bullied >:/ omg i forgot you slept with n*co too ctfu how did you manage to keep a straight face with him lmk . trust me i remember . i thought it was adorable that you wouldn’t even let her get a word in whenever she was around us in greece hahahaha . that’s still kinda mean though . are you sure i can’t just talk to him about it to idk lay off or something ? an intervention can only do so much . so chris looks like a mountaineer that has thighs that can strangle people while i’m stuck looking like chad from alpha gamma psi :/ don’t u think the animals we have now are enough pls i can only … handle so much … 𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  no offense but i had my fingers crossed behind my back when i made that “bet” with you sry 😗you’re going to be the best girlfriend regardless because ur the most amazing person i have in my life , weirdo . i’m not making fun ! it’s really cute . kinda reminds me of when u’d write our names together in middle school heh . only if u give me kissies back pls i’m rory deprived 𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  see i know my girl too well :( i try letting u be on top ! u have to admit i’ve been getting better at that . interesting … do u need help taking care of that ? :) speaking of did u hear the rumor she made about us making our friends sign an NDA about how we’re only dating for fame LOL . what’s wrong with cooter :/ wtf maybe the guys are looking at me & the girls are looking at u though

𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  me ? obsessed with u in chicago ? i can’t seem to remember , sorry :) u were in jail for beating l*ncoln of all people up , u were all i could think about . how much do u love me :/ fineee , i won’t give u a purple nurple , i’ll just smack ur ass really hard >:( yeah yeah , he’s talented i’ll give him that ... hey , i already agreed to letting him in our house every day that’s progress ! i deserve like , at least ten kissies for that . ur being so sweet , where’s my boyfriend & what did u do with him :) LMAO you’ve witnessed me showing off my ring to complete strangers shut up i love it 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  should i go in the studio & record another song ? so u don’t wanna be cheesy even though i love hearing u speak in spanish , it’s fine i get it 🥺 the face he made when he nut is top 5 in things that immediately turn me off LMFAO , take away whatever u need from that info alone . yeah she was way too into u i didn’t like it :/ even worse when u almost fucked the rory lookalike ! hahaha you’re being overprotective :’) guillermo can say whatever he wants because i know how much u love me & u know how much i love u . i mean if u want me to get vulgar .... his leaked dick pic has nothing on urs , so i’d take chad over chris anyday 🥴 i love our animals but there’s no such thing as too many ! i told u we’re gonna have a farm one of these days , it’s part of the package deal now that u gave me a promise ring :) 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  WOW now that u admitted that i’m making “the rock” our first kid’s middle name out of spite . hey i only wrote our names together in middle school just to see how it looked , not because i was obsessed with u >:( but i think making my name rory trevino everywhere i go is starting to become a habit because the name bernard makes me wanna slam my head into a door now lmao . if ur rory deprived does that mean u can take a day off of work tomorrow pretty please ? 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  i can’t help it , i like getting compliments from u :( oh no u always let me be on top when i’m in the mood , it’s just funny how it rarely stays that way . i think u did a pretty good job this morning don’t u think :) of course i did lol , it’s how i know she’s running out of ideas on how to keep us apart now that i’ve basically chosen u over her . cooter has the same energy as u making the minecraft noise when u cum & u know that makes sense >:( also true but i think if girls are gonna watch me fuck then it wouldn’t turn them on seeing me get fucked by a guy ... maybe it’s easy for guys to watch u if they imagine u , u know ... on top . LMAO

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dumbhoefm​:

𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  so smooth & hot that you fell for me so quick , yeah ? :) why can i imagine caroline legit wrestling u to the ground & trying to shove pasta in ur mouth … is this confirmed or denied . i would rather wake up in peace than having my nips hurting :/ he’s smart when he wants to be , take it back rn ! i did the other day about how i made u my home screen after updating to ios 14 :/ nope it’s too late . u already said u would rather have a song for ur birthday so a song it shall be 😉 𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  it’s certainly a voice i’ve never heard before , that’s for sure . i can’t i’m with bradley & he’s gonna make fun of me for being so cheesy when i’m supposed to be working :( hahahaha no wonder he hated me ! i’m even a better imaginary fuck than him in general . also i’m not surprised if m*son didn’t make you cum lmfao he looks like the type that lasts 4 minutes max . well i didn’t know that at the time ! not like u were jumping on my bones when we were both fucking around with other people smh . what do you mean making digs on our relationship ? should i talk to him :/ now ur lying bc chris evans has abs of steel & a better ass than me :( we are not having chickens anywhere near this property . do u know how annoying they are ? they’ll literally attack me or chase benji around thinking he’s food 𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  i mean , i don’t want to be the only one picking names , u know ? summer could be cute , we can make her middle name sofia if we honor ma . i’ll do whatever you want because i wanna be the best & supportive significant other known to mankind 🥺i literally saw the receipt that said the order belonged to rory trevino , i thought it was cute :( jokes on you i can’t even COUNT to a million ! 𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  wdym ? ur like an angel when u sleep so i take them when lighting’s perfect :( nah make it whatever u wanna make it , but just know if someone calls me a switch in public one more time i’m saying i was brainwashed to do that photoshoot . how good does it feel ? i need to know for research :) good , i don’t either . i only believe shit about our relationship if it comes straight from u otherwise people are just instigating . genuine question … do u think more people stare at my dick or ur cooter if they watch our tape :/

𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  as much as i didn’t wanna be apart of ur mini fan club in nyc , i was pretty much the leader :) heh ... she made my favorite pasta too so when i refused to eat that she had no option but to wrestle me ... it’s confirmed shut up . u act like i wouldn’t kiss it better :/ malachi ? smart ? baby , c’mon , there’s no way u can say that with a straight face . it better be a bunch of cute pictures of us & not ur blackmail ones >:( wtf can’t the song just be a late anniversary present instead of my birthday 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  omg kind of like adele has a one of a kind voice , right ? you’re the sweetest 😘 u act like we haven’t straight up sexted in front of bradley , he should be used to it by now ! oh 100% , even if his & n*co’s sex skills combined into one person , they still wouldn’t even be half as a good as u . he’s a one pump chump i can confirm it LMFAO . okay i wasn’t jumping on ur bones , but i was cockblocking u from that bitch in greece remember ? idk i think he just wasn’t expecting us to last as long as we have :/ that or he’s just crabby because his bf hasn’t proposed yet like he’s expecting to . maybe we can have an intervention with him lmao . first off , u have a better ass & even if he does have all those things he could never pull off that hot frat boy look than u can :/ chickens are cute ! if we can’t have chickens then can i at least have pet pigs ? they won’t attack u or benji i swear 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  sofia for a middle name could be cute ... better than the rock obviously . you already are the most supportive boyfriend 🥺 but who knows , maybe i’ll be the best girlfriend when i’m pregnant :) in my defense i just wanted to see how it looked whenever that does become my last name ... & the promise ring got me excited don’t make fun :( GOOD that means u have to give me a ton of kissies 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  if u think flattery’s gonna make me not fight with u .... ur right :( LMAO i mean , if anyone knows anything about our sex life , ur rarely a switch because u even make me not wanna be on top . so good that i’m getting turned on just thinking about it :) & u know if it comes from my mom then it’s 100% bullshit LMFAO . my cooter ... i hate u for that but to answer it seriously , i think guys look at me to imagine they’re fucking me & girls look at u to imagine you’re fucking them as hard as u fuck me !

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dumbhoefm​:

𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  since i wanted more compliments today :) speaking of , u guys never told me how bad u were wtf i still wanna know :/ wake me up with a purple nurple & i’m sleeping over malachi’s house , bitch . hey hey i just said to be nice ! it got over 8M likes tho on tiktok so suck it . oh so u don’t want the original gift i was gonna get u … dope i’ll remember that  𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  i say it because unique is the only accurate enough word to describe it :) i love you more , mi alma gemela 🥺wait lmfao i need to know about this now . have u ever said my name while fucking l*ncoln ? what about m*son ? if it helps i 100% thought about u every time i fucked another girl before lol . that explains why he always got so competitive about my attention with u in high school :/ heh , better looking than chris evans ? ur the most beautiful babe anyone’s been blessed enough to see . what the fuck rory why would u want chickens ?  𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  mhm , but i have no idea what we’d name a girl lmao that’s hard . doesn’t matter to me bc they’d still be made by us 🤗is that why u already started making food orders under rory trevino ? LMFAO . that sucks bc i want 700 >:( 𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  even the ones of u sleeping ? wtf change it i don’t even like any of the pics from that shoot :/ can’t blame me , i’m addicted to how good & sweet you are . yes lol & it’s so stupid but u would think after over a year together they’d give that up . they’re just bitter that i bagged the hottest girl while they’re stuck jacking off in their parents’ basement

𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  well i just so happen to think ur super smooth :) & hot ! they wouldn’t let me leave their house because they knew i’d try to bail u out myself , so ... imagine how many times i tried to anyway lmao . that & i almost went on a 24 strike of no eating . so u would rather sleep on his disgusting couch than cuddle with me :/ that is me being nice to him , it’s not my fault he’s got rocks for brain cells ! wtf post me on ur tiktok . wait ... i take it back because u never told me about my gift what is it ? tell me now 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  well , you’d say it’s a good voice too , yeah ? lol send me an audio of you calling me that , i wanna hear u say it . first of all , me saying it to l*ncoln is almost what made us break up & bold of u to assume i even came with m*son ! u didn’t have to think about it y’know ... could’ve had the real thing if u wanted to :) i love guillermo & i know he can’t help it but trust me , he’s still giving me little digs about our relationship lmao . like , ten times better looking than him imo . we’re so gross 🤮  u don’t think they’re cute ? i’d say we can eat fresh eggs in the morning , but that’d be more for u since i’m a vegetarian lmao 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  i didn’t know if u wanted to make it ur mom’s name too if she ends up being a girl , but i do like the name summer . promise you’ll give me a million footrubs & do whatever i want when i’m pregnant ? 😇 shut the fuck up LMAO , how did u find out :( hahaha sucks for YOU i want a million now 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  not those bc u take the least flattering sleeping pics of me smh . should i just change it to another pic of u shirtless ? trust me , i’m equally addicted to how good ur mouth feels :) i mean , u know by now i definitely don’t give a fuck about what anyone else thinks besides u . the irony is they’re jacking off to our sex tape too !

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dumbhoefm​:

𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  smooth ? nah , that’s not me :) i wouldn’t have been in jail for almost a week if my parents just bailed me out sooner smh , i’ll never forgive them for that . then i’m telling her that ur only dating me to get to HER money 😡what’s fucked up is since i’ve been to italy so many times over the years i should’ve known how to pronounce da vinci LMAO , but don’t be mean ! a song will happen eventually don’t rush me wtf 𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  … that is so baffling to me . only because obviously you’re such a /unique/ singer . i’m dumb remember lol i didn’t think too much into what happened on my wedding day . maybe we actually are more oblivious than we look :/ i think the only person genuinely shocked was mal . that’s flattering ngl just bc chris evans is one good looking stud :/ all urs , satan ❤️sighs , we talked about this we aren’t gonna have enough room if that happened 𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  we agreed on anthony if it was a boy , but that’s all i can remember . it’s not that i mind though , i like knowing we’re on the same page with this kind of thing . no fuck off i want 302 now 𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  ur contact picture is one i took from our first visit to philly bc it reminds me of how much i’ve loved u more since 🥺88 , because u get ate twice heh . that was a good one ! everyone already knows how cute i am wtf have u seen my face

𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  when did u become so modest , punk :) i think that was the first time mike & caroline witnessed me being a nightmare the night they told me they weren’t bailing u out :/ if u tell her anything i’m waking u up in the morning with a purple nurple 😡 LMAO weirdly enough i think u saying it like that is part of ur charm ... not for malachi though , fucking idiot ! i want it before my birthday bitch 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  see , you’re the only one who’s said that to me ! i love you 🥰 ur not dumb , i just don’t think either of us thought we had a chance with each other ... even though i accidentally said ur name in bed like , multiple times LMFAOOO . mal & guillermo because he actually thought he could make u a lil gay :/ yeah but ur a good looking stud too wtf :// now compliment me . we can always make more room , imagine how cute it’d be to have chickens just roaming around in our backyard 🥺 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  because of your dad , yeah ? whenever we do start trying , i can weirdly see us having a boy for our first kid lmao . obviously , you’re the only person i want to be with for the rest of my life . WOW i was trying to be cute but now i want 400 >:( 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  you’re cute , i like all the pictures u take of me :( anyways ur contact pic is ur bdsm photoshoot HAHAHAHA . i’m not even mad because it’s true ! not to ruin the joke , but half the time u do it more than twice ... i personally think you’re the cutest guy but u know how there’s some weirdos out there who think we’re just each other’s rebounds or whatever even though we’ve been in love since like ... preschool ?

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dumbhoefm​:

𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  nobody’s as perfect* as you :) i’m never going to forget that , i almost murdered him on the spot . i’m gonna tell caroline ur only dating me for my cash now :/ first of all i’m offended u think i would die from doing dumb shit smh , second of all i’ll send u a voice memo instead 𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  … wait are u being serious because i really need to know :/ ur not one to talk about being in denial , bitch ! we didn’t know any better , shit happens , but now we’re together & iN lOvE~ he acts like he doesn’t have a boyfriend of his own to hang out with wtf . building a studio would be too much work , plus it’ll make the house look weird :/ 𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  most likely , but idc if they’re scared . we’re gonna love the fuck out of them because we made them :’) jokes on u i want 300 now 𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  nope , too late , ur now officially the throat goat 🐐this reminds me of a joke , what’s better than 69 ? fun thing is u won’t understand what i’m saying so i could be yelling compliments at u hahahaha

𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  you’re lucky ur so smooth , trevino :) it was equally hot as it was satisfying to see you literally knock him out btw . but u getting arrested for like , a week took all the fun out of it 😔 she knows how obsessed with u i am , she wouldn’t believe it :/ the da vinci video u guys took is all the proof i need to know you would do something that dumb & also shut up a voice memo isn’t the same as a song >:( 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  yes i got callbacks all the way to the part where they had to hear me sing & then i didn’t get it :/ i literally think my voice was too good for disney . so me slapping u & getting blackout drunk at your wedding wasn’t obvious enough ? it’s weird , i expected more people to be in shock about us dating like we were instead of asking why it didn’t happen sooner . i think he could bag idk , chris evans & he’d still have a soft spot for u :/ but idc because ur mine ! what if i wanted a mini zoo in our house heh ... hypothetically speaking 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  did we ever think of names or am i just looking too far into the future ? i know i’ve been doing that a lot with all the marriage talk & all . i want 301 so i win :) 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  at least give me a good contact picture if ur gonna do that >:( what’s better than 69 ? u better remember what the joke is ! i know some spanish because of u , so if it’s nice i’m ... gonna keep playing super loud so everyone knows how cute my boyfriend is :(

[brokewhoretm]

dumbhoefm​:

𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  i can’t help that i’m naturally so 😔& that’s why i got a restraining order against her , especially after her little stunt at the park last time . now that u say that though i’m scared ur gonna start charging me for /ur/ attention :/ why put it in a song when i can just say it to ur face wtf 𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  … is that really why u weren’t on disney or are u just saying that bc u secretly auditioned for a show but they didn’t pick u . but you’re the best looking girlfriend i’ll ever have 🥺yeah i don’t blame you tho because she was straight up sociopathic :/ be honest , was guillermo pissed off when you ditched ? sorry , kid , the studio is booked for a while now u might have to wait on that 𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  do people really care about that kind of thing ? like noses n shit ? oh for sure our kids would be so fucking cute that people would explode from how adorable they are :) i want 50 thx 𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  omg wait … i actually like throat goat better i’m putting that as ur contact name with 🍆👄i didn’t remind u enough last night ? strange , thought u were really into it . for now i’ll just yell at u in spanish though in a voice memo ❤️

𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  WRONG u were supposed to say nobody’s cuter than me , jackass ! also explains why we got one against lincoln too when he stole ur song lmao . i wasn’t going to but i like ur money so i might now thanks to ur idea :/ because when u & mal accidentally die doing some dumb shit like jumping off a plane with no parachute i need something to remember u by  𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  i auditioned to be hannah montana but they chose miley instead it’s fine i’m not bitter :/ hahaha & u used to say u weren’t in love with me 🤪 tbh i’m just mad we could’ve dated sooner but we were too busy fucking around with mediocre people . i think he was more mad about the invitation not being extended to him , but he’ll get over it . he knows not to fight me over u because i’ll win every time :) wtf , this is why i always say i want our house to have a private studio  𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  idk , it’s something my mom would always bring up . do u think people are gonna be scared of what our kids are gonna end up being like ? it’d be like us in a tiny , hyperactive baby . well i want 200  𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  the emojis immediately made me regret telling u , change it back to satan 🙄 idk , u reminded me but i could always use more memory refreshing :) if u yell at me i’m gonna play it in public so everyone can know & tmz exposes u 

[brokewhoretm]

dumbhoefm​:

𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  i love you with my entire heart , irrevocably :( ngl i wonder how much she paid the staff at the hospital to forge papers saying she was in critical condition lol . how tf would i fit my voice in there though it wouldn’t make sense 𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  then u should trust me when i say she isn’t that kind of person , yeah ? rory , c’mon , would i still be fine with her if she was actually fuckin’ weird ? be honest . my other ex is into girls now so what’s ur point :| if he’s gonna throw a fit , then i’ll just meet u at home bc i don’t wanna deal with him nagging at me :/ quite honestly i think it’s perfect enough , babe , no need to record it over ! 𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  funny , i could’ve said the same about you & lincoln . before i knew about the shit he pulled obviously . oh for sure but u can’t make fun of me bc i accidentally bit my lip earlier & i started to bleed so now there’s a cut >:( 𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  it’s either sloppy toppy , gawk gawk 3000 , or gluck gluck 950 you can pick 🤗 stupidly good , yeah ? i think it’s because i know how to roll my r’s

𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  u can’t be cuter than me that’s against the rules 🤬 i bet u she’d blow her entire bank account if it meant u would give her a shred of attention , so i’m assuming a lot . i’d say i can relate but u give me attention for free ! idk just add in a smooth “this is for my beautiful girlfriend rory i love her” & that’d be more than enough for me  𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  a tough argument because i do trust u with everything , but ... i guess ur right . it also helps that i was too hot to be on a disney show so i can’t hate her too much , besides her being ur best looking ex . if it helps one of my exes made me hetero again :/ but i wanna meet u nowwww , pretty please ? lol don’t try to be cute , i know it’s good but i def need to rerecord my vocals to make it even more perfect 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  gross , i was always scared our kids would have his nose if it ever got to that point LMAO . personally i think we’d have cuter ones :) it’s okay i’ll kiss it better because ur my baby 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  u know what , let’s go with gluck gluck 950 because that’s a new one . i’m shocked u didn’t say throat goat since u literally fuck my mouth , but ! hm ... i can’t seem to recall how good u are are rolling ur r’s , i think i definitely need to be reminded

[brokewhoretm]

I just think I like to date a girl who, you know, fights back. I mean, a girl who’s got strong opinions. You know? And a big mouth. Why? Cause it’s not easy. Easy’s boring.

[brokewhoretm]

dumbhoefm​:

𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  how much :/ a little crazy , yeah , but it’s nothing compared to being psychotic … & we both know who that fits . no but i can make a fan edit of u with the theme song in the back 𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  why is that weird ? she’s being nice ! bridg has a full on husband & she’s disgustingly in love , i promise she’s way over me . would guillermo be mad if u did :( ah ha ha … no that’s okay , we don’t have to do that 𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  why’s that ? like i said , she’s harmless . i pinky promise & all of that other stuff , kid 𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  even though she’s older , you give the best head /by far/ . i’m not just saying that either ur head is seriously something i didn’t think was capable

𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  so much that it hurts :( ur turn , how much do u love me ? lmao i’m a lot of things but i would never guilt trip u over a fuckin car accident that i recovered a day later from . but i want your voice on it so i can brag about how talented and hot my bf is  𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  there’s such thing as being too nice , u know . it’s why i don’t trust anyone besides u , especially not ur batshit exes . yeah right , as if anyone could get over you ! good joke >:( he’ll be a little catty but i’d risk it for you :( oh we don’t have to , i want to because i feel like that song was a hit in the making 😊 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  : it sounds weird , but u guys just looked good together . like , i could imagine how cute u guys would be together in the long run & it drove me crazy . spit swear aka k*ss me as soon as u come home thank u 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  i know ur not lying because i like hearing the sounds u make when i’m in ur words , giving the gawk gawk 3000 🙄 but i guess to throw it back , u give the best head too . like stupidly good lmao

[brokewhoretm]

dumbhoefm​:

𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  i’m sorry , i didn’t mean to make u angry :/ i can’t really stop u from doing it so if u really want to then i’ll cheer for u from the studio  𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  a weird look ? she probably just didn’t expect to see you idk . why be upset about that when u can just come to the studio rn ? then we can post whatever u wanna & since she still follows me she’ll see it eventually :) see i’m a fuckin’ genius 𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  honey , i swear she’s harmless . think about how you get my dick tonight instead of ur anger 🥰

𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  i love u , don’t apologize :/ i guess some may say .... i’m being a crazy girlfriend or whatever idk . if i win the fight can u make a john cena themed track about me 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  well , like , she smiled & waved but idk i think it’s weird since that’s ur ex ? maybe she’s not over u . don’t tempt me , i miss you way too much to act like i wouldn’t drop this date for u :( hey if i come i can re-record my song about my shoes remember 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  : tbh she was one of ur exes that i was actually threatened by LMFAO . do u promise :) 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  just tell me if i give better head than she does , i think my competitiveness is gonna cancel out my anger . but maybe i also like hearing u say it , idk !

[brokewhoretm]

dumbhoefm​:

𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  please for the love of god i hope you both don’t start shit , we have a clean streak >:( 𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  oh wait wtf if it’s bridg then don’t beat her up , she’s actually really supportive & nice when it comes to us and my career . or at least don’t kick her ass unless she starts something first then i wanna hear all about it when u get home ❤️ 𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐞  :  also yes she’s seen my dick but you’re the only one that gets to experience it for the rest of my life :’)

𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  i know , i’ve been so good & the fact that i can’t beat her up because you don’t want me to is making me even angrier >:( 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  idk g said she gave me a weird look but we all know how he likes to start shit ... honestly he may be more bitter about her than i am but i hate that i can’t even show u off like i usually do when we see our exes lol 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  that just made me realize she experienced ur dick before me :) i’m gonna snap :)

[brokewhoretm]

*   ◟   𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭   𝐭𝐨    :   𝑑𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑛  🖤

𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  so tell me why i’m having a date night with guillermo ( u can’t be mad at me ur at work ) & i run into one of your exes :) 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  except she’s making it really hard to be mean to her and i wanna beat her ass knowing she’s seen your dick but so has everyone else who has you on snapchat lol 𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐲  :  & yes , i mean bridgit , one of the actual only decent exes you have . i’m in the bathroom debating whether or not me & g tag team her ass so reply quick before it’s too late ! love you 🥰

[brokewhoretm]