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Can we take a minute to think about how this voice sounds like Truffles from Chowder?😂
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John Legend? More like Donald Trump, if you know what I'm saying.
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Your Lie in April
I dream of a tomorrow where we don’t have to say goodbye
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This is mesmerizing to watch.
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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
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When I was, a young boy...
A moment of silence
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If you think Matilda is bad, think about The Twits, another book by him. In it, a mean elderly couple put glue on trees to trap birds that land on them, which they cook into pies. The couple also plays tricks on each other, and in one the husband ties his wife to balloons and let's her float into the sky. Then one day two kids get stuck in the glue tree, and the couple tries to eat them, but the kids trick the couple into walking into their own house (that the kids out glue on the floor of) and the couple gets stuck to the floor and get "The Shrinks" in which their bodies slowly collapse into themselves, and they end up as piles of clothes on the floor. The only thing that remained was the old man's glass eye.
You don’t realize how dark Roald Dahl actually was until you’re trying to explain Matilda to someone who hasn’t read/seen it and you’re like, “Oh, yeah, it’s this really cute story about a girl with abusive parents, and she goes to a school where the headmistress is torturing students, so she uses her telekinetic powers to get revenge and the headmistress thinks that she’s being haunted by the ghost of the man that she had killed, a death which the police ruled a suicide.”
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MCRmy happy international MCR Day
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OH MY GOD
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE MIGHT GET BACK TOGETHER THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE OH MY FUCKING GOD
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My friend and I both play Pokemon Go. Our conversation got pretty punny, pretty quick.
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July 1st.
182nd day of the year.
It’s 12pm.
Congratulations you’ve officially wasted half a year.
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But did you think about what it's like to be the person losing the interest?
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Reblog if you would play the game Sword Art Online if it was real.
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