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why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

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rb to give a flower to the person you rb this from

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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SCP-1471

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tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

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uh oh i miss something i can’t name again. i want to go home to something that doesn’t exist again. does anyone have a gun

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Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

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you are fucking died. game oval.

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my viziers have informed me that when you tease someone on purpose because you think their reactions are cute, most people consider that a thing called “flirting”

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haha one!

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being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot

like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin