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Spider-Woman, Jessica Drew.

Sketchcard, 2.5x3.5 inches, ink marker and paint. 

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Welp.... I'm gonna spend some time On my Thor!

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Headcanon Set 3(AKA Relationships Pt. 2)

Jessica prefers flings seeing as relationships don't really work for her.

She's a flirt, but she knows when her flirting is not wanted.

One night stands are at the top of her list since the situation with Clint.

But she's been alive for some time so there's a part of her mind that wants her to settle down, but she can't do that because she has a duty to uphold.

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yet another gorgeous Spider-Woman from Bruce Timm

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There is bad milk SOMEWHERE in my house, but I'm not going to clean it up because god damn it I can't even drink milk!

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Okay so I can't get anything to reblog if it didn't come from my dash. I don't know if it's a Tumblr wide thing or it it just hates me. So the few people that are waiting for replies are gonna have to hold their horses until I'm sane enough to deal with that bull.

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Magic!Anon Commands - feel Free to add more.

Flower: Muse will be a gardening freak for 24 Hours

Love: Muse will be in Love with (Anon decides) for 2 Days

Bender: Muse will be Genderbend for (Anon decides)

Shuriken: Muse will have a Ninja Complex for 3 Days

Shuffle: Muse will Party like there is no tomorrow, until tomorrow.

Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours

Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours

Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days

Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.

Rum: Muse will have a Pirate Complex for (Anon Decides)

Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours

Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours

Animal: Muse will turn into a Animal for a Week, Anon decides which.

Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours

Exorcism: A demon will possess my muse for 3 hours

Tumblr: Muse will be procrastinating and will have no motivation to do anything productive.

Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)

Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)

Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)

Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours

Silence: Muse cannot speak, lasts for a day

Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day

Listen: Muse cannot hear anything, lasts for a day

See: Muse cannot see anything, lasts for a day

Boxers: Muse will run around in Underwear for (Anon decides)

Hair: Muse will become obsessed with hairstyling for (Anon decides)

Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)

Project: Muse will become obsessed with completing a project (Anon specifies)

Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)

Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.

Color: Muse has to wear nothing but their least favorite color for (Anon decides)

Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)

Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)

Actor: Muse thinks they are (Anon specifies an actor) for 12 hours

Character: Muse thinks they are (Anon specifies another character) for 12 hours

Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)

Prohibition: Muse will think they are a 1920s type of mobster/gangster for 24 hours

Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)

Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours

Scare: Muse thinks they're pregnant for 8 hours (yes, even if it's a male); if muse is already pregnant, they think they lost their child for 2 hours

Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours

Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours

Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours

Chef: Muse becomes a top chef and cooks pastries and sweets for everyone they know for the next 48 hours

Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours

Dress: Muse is stuck in a frilly dress for 6 hours

Pixie: Muse has pixies in their hair that everyone but themselves can see for the next 5 hours

Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours

Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours

Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour

Egg: Muse finds a large egg and does not know what to do with it

Dance: Muse cannot stop dancing for 3 hours, no matter how tired they become

Klutz: Muse becomes extremely klutzy for 10 hours

Split: Muse splits into two versions of themselves for 16 hours

Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)

Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days

Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)

Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days

Baby: Muse finds a baby at their doorstep and has to take care of it for (Anon decides)

Combustion: Muse has the ability to spontaneously combust without getting hurt for 6 hours

Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)

Face: Muse's appearance changes for a day (Mun decides to what)

Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours

NSFW: Muse is naked and any clothes they try to put on or objects to cover up turn invisible for (Anon decides)

AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week

Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours

Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours

Carrier: Muse is a carrier for a flu but does not know it and is not sick. Everyone who interacts with the muse within 1 hour will get sick for a week (Only if their mun agrees)

Name: Muse gets an orgasm every time they hear their name or any manner of nickname for (Anon decides)

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You know something.... I'm REALLY tired.

I spent all day getting sweet sweet comics and watching Iron Man three and pre-ordering Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag.

So I'm going to bed now. PEACE OUT!

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"Well that's good to hear. And Tony isn't rubbing off on you is he? None of that staying up until the ungodly hours of the morning."

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“Oh! Yeah I’m good. Was a little dehydrated, but I’m good now.”

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"Well that's too bad for 'Darla' isn't it?"

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“Then don’t look so scared Storm. Jeeze.”

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"Then don't look so scared Storm. Jeeze."

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“I was trying to imagine. I’ve seen enough female forms to know that is not the case!”

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"The parasite thing that you got from the water. I never really got to ask if you were okay after that. Didn't have the time, you know watching the consequences kind of kept my mind off of it."

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He looked at her curiously. “What did you mean before?”

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"What's with that face? Can you not take a joke?"

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“It’s basic female anatomy that we all have eight hidden legs.”

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"It's basic female anatomy that we all have eight hidden legs."

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“I didn’t know that torches had anything other than splinters and fire.”