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Take these things

Extremely late cus I think I missed the notifs but :DDD

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i like this website because you can say something like screeble dee dee duck and get 1k notes

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For now

*evil plotting noises*

I want more artifacts my child

- @queen-eliz-2

I am trying.

People keep stealing them before I can grab them.

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Sigh. I guess I'll do one of these note things.

5 notes and I'll drink a glass of water

10 notes and I'll talk to my therapist about suspecting hpd

15 notes and I'll try to keep a plant alive

20 notes and I'll start going outside more

25 notes and I'll start tracking my screentime and attempting to lessen it

30 notes and I'll write one hundred words for my book

35 notes and I'll try to pick up a hobby I used to have before depression hit

40 notes and I'll start going out in public more

45 notes and I'll talk to my therapist about managing my hypersexuality

50 notes and I'll start cleaning my room. Maybe. Possibly.

55 notes and I'll try to start reading actual books more

60 notes and I'll wash all my clothes and try to start putting outfits together

65 notes and I'll make a schedule for my schoolwork and try to start doing it everyday.

70 notes and I'll go to a pride event

75 notes and I'll talk to my sister about why I haven't been interacting with her a lot

80 notes and I'll go to my sister's house

85 notes and I'll start telling my mother when other alters are fronting with me

90 notes and I'll try to talk to my friends more

95 notes and I'll tell my mother about my ED

100 notes and I'll start going to weekly events at the local library + try to make an irl friend

Luckily I'm a small blog and idk anyone with like . Tag lists ??? So I won't have to do many of these

No spam ig. I'll add more if it passes 100 in the next like year or smth idk.

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so… I don’t know how to start this thing or whatever.

5 notes: I’ll drink some water

15 notes: I’ll remember to eat breakfast tomorrow

25 notes: I’ll work on sleeping better

50 notes: I’ll clean my room

100 notes: I’ll do some animating

250 notes: I’ll tell my mom about my health concerns

500: I’ll ask my mom to let me have glasses

1000 notes: I’ll come out to my mom as bigender

the reason my dad isn’t mentioned is because he’s an asshole

2000 notes: I will draw something for the first five people to put suggestions in my ask box

3000 notes: I’ll finish my OC design

4000 notes: I’ll make an Undertale AU

5000 notes: I’ll start writing irl instead of on Quotev

6000 notes: I’ll stop making myself bleed just to drink it (I’m serious)

7000 notes: I’ll make a dnd campaign

10000 notes: I’ll start taking art commissions

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If this gets 10k notes I will tell my parents that I suspect I have autism and OCD.

No comment spam.

Not tagging anyone because Tumblr's power is scary.

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Homosexuals are fucking gays

If they're lucky

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“This would do numbers on tumblr” you’re so right, 0 is definitely a number

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This slushie is trans pride flag colored.

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If this post gets enough notes (maybe 50) I’ll ask my mom if I can put my trans flag up in my room

If this post gets even more likes (maybe like 100-150) I’ll wear my skirt to school (dw I won’t get bullied)

If this post gets an insane amount of notes (prolly 500) I’ll try to convince my mom to let me go on puberty blockers (or at least I’ll tell her why it would be a good idea if possible)

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Alright, intro post time

Ever wondered where all the pens you lost were? Yeah, we took them. If you're missing something, it's probably in our collection.

Tooth fairy? NO. We take the teeth

We strongly believe in the concept of free ownership. As in we take your stuff for free and own them forever until the world ends.

Santa Claus is our archnemesis.

Due to some recent events, we came under the control of @totally-india. But did we? Or are we waiting?

And they're making us give everything back 😔

Send an ask or tag us if we have any of your items that you'd like to take back. And if you have anything you *fine fine I'll tell them stop poking me India!*

And if you have anything you WILLINGLY *god! Are you happy now!!* want to donate or lend to the Museum, just tag us or send an ask

This is a parody blog. NOT THE REAL BRITISH MUSEUM

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We have some! But you'll have to ask @totally-india since they control us now :(

(Just kinda manifests near you in a glowing, ethereal pink haze)

hello :3

Hello, mechanical being. What is your purpose in approaching me?

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Sorry we belong to India now :(

They tricked us!

It's a nice day out! I'm going for a walk :DD

I sure hope no one has any diabolical plans today :)

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*points at a display piece*

So this is where we keep the artifacts that we acquired from haha... Let's just say, India ^_^

It's a nice day out! I'm going for a walk :DD

I sure hope no one has any diabolical plans today :)

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Hmm... sure :)

Please leave all the metal items outside ^^

Right this way :D

It's a nice day out! I'm going for a walk :DD

I sure hope no one has any diabolical plans today :)

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Sure buddy :D

You can leave them at the door. We'll keep them safe for you ^^

It's a nice day out! I'm going for a walk :DD

I sure hope no one has any diabolical plans today :)