• Witchy bitch• Lmao stfu you’re irrelevant• Kinda just want to have sex• (Secretly kinky af)• I’m a frigid bitch“I’m not that great at apologies so. Unfuck you or whatever.”
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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
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Um so apparently you can live in this Parisian bookstore for free
I just learned about this place called Shakespeare and Company, situated right outside Notre Dame in Paris. You can go there and sleep for free, for just a night or a few weeks. One dude reportedly stayed here for years. During the day you’re welcome to write or make art among the bookshelves.
All they ask is that you read their books, tend their store for a couple of hours each day, and put a one-page autobiography in their already extensive library. A lot of people here speak English, and lots of the books are in English as well. If you live here, you’re called a Tumbleweed, how cute is that?! (Here’s a link to one blogger’s experience.) I think I’m going to put another item on my bucket list…
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Derek Hale: *gets shot, beaten up, is electrocuted, hurt, sexually abused, manipulated, framed for murder he didn’t do several times, girlfriend family and pack dies, everything is shit he is basically in hell*
Derek Hale: *gives out candy on halloween*
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It’s not even 9 a.m. yet and it’s already one of those days I should’ve just stayed in bed.
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Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.
Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.
Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.
Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.
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Sometimes a bitch just wants someone to hold them and reassure them that they’re not a totally worthless piece of shit, ya know?
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Here’s an unpopular opinion that shouldn’t be unpopular: Not wanting sex is a reasonable boundary to set for literally any reason. Be it your trauma, your mental health, your sexuality, or any other factor. Your partners should respect that and they should respect you. This shouldn’t be a debate.
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Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.
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