briony-poisoned
briony-poisoned
Falconry, Dressage, and Hunting the Poor for Sport
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This is a blog for fanfiction author briony-poisoned to post fics, reblog gifs, and generally be embarrassing. She was born before 1990, a tumblr elder. She is very into podcasts at the moment. Header art by bazemayonnaise.tumblr.com
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briony-poisoned · 10 hours ago
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As a big fan of Dichen Lachman since she was on the show Dollhouse, when she showed up in Season 1 of Severance I was like “oh man great casting for spooky wellness employee but it’s a shame she’s being wasted on such a small part!”
And anyway. I’ll put on my clown nose now.
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briony-poisoned · 10 hours ago
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many things revealed in this episode but among the most important has to be just how terrible mark's haircut really is. i genuinely didn't realize until i saw him with a way better haircut in the flashbacks. i know the grief is blinding but king you should go to a barber.
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briony-poisoned · 10 hours ago
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I appreciate that Gemma was fed the line that mark had moved on and had a kid with someone else and she was like ‘zero chance that man has gone outside since I’ve been gone’
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briony-poisoned · 20 hours ago
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working irl to counter issues such as racism and queerphobia gives you the secret super power of giving significantly less fucks about online discourse and fandom wank. i don’t care about the problematic age gap incest ship you think is ruining your life there’s no affordable housing in my city and they’re cutting the funding for volunteer anti discrimination projects
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briony-poisoned · 2 days ago
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✍️ more fic writer asks!
reblog & your followers can send asks with the questions they’d like you to answer!
the last sentence you wrote
a character whose POV you’re currently exploring
how you feel about your current WIP
a story idea you haven’t written yet
first sentence of the fifth paragraph of an unpublished WIP
the word that appears the most in your current draft (wordcounter.net can tell you)
your preferred writing fonts
if you had to write a sequel to a fic, you’d write one for…
start to finish, how long did it take you to write the last fic you posted?
what is the longest amount of time you’ve let a draft rest before you finished it?
a WIP you’d like to finish someday
a trope you’re really into right now
a fandom you’re thinking about writing for
where do you get your inspiration?
favorite weather for writing
favorite place to write
talk about your writing and editing process
if you keep them, share a deleted sentence or paragraph from a published fic
the most interesting topic you’ve researched for a fic
in what year did you publish your first fic?
when did you publish your most recent fic?
do you ever worry about public reaction to what you’re writing? how do you get past that?
pick three keywords that describe your writing
how do you recharge when you’re not feeling creative?
besides writing, what are your other hobbies?
are you able to write with other people around?
your favorite part of the writing process
your least favorite part of the writing process
how easy is it for you to come up with titles?
share a fic you’re especially proud of
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briony-poisoned · 3 days ago
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Nosy ass plant
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briony-poisoned · 3 days ago
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briony-poisoned · 3 days ago
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So I watched Lair of the White Worm because thirsty PETER CAPALDI fan girls on here made me think it was some kind of well shot homoerotic film about the English countryside and I was not prepared for THIS ABSOLUTE QUEEN who has 300% more screen time than any other character and serves 300% more cunt than any human before or since.
And yes it is homoerotic but in a sadist snake woman with a giant dildo way not in a young men at a country cottage way.
Anyway it ruled
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wasn't seeing enough fanart of this icon of cinema so i'm doing my duty for me and the 3 other white wormies out there...
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briony-poisoned · 6 days ago
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I’m fond of the idea that a lot of the stuff that’s been messing with the innies (because their whole existence is just psychological horror) is actually Milchick legitimately being whimsical and having fun
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briony-poisoned · 6 days ago
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irving b funeral keepsake
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briony-poisoned · 7 days ago
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SEVERANCE | 2x06
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briony-poisoned · 7 days ago
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it's 2am who givea shit, i think Burt invented severance
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briony-poisoned · 7 days ago
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Female Lumon employees LOVE following outie Mark around, it’s enrichment for them
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briony-poisoned · 7 days ago
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not to be a feminist but my pal Helly r deserves someone to go down on her
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briony-poisoned · 7 days ago
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His whole brainussy was wide open
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briony-poisoned · 7 days ago
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Free my man Mr Milchik he should have been an English teacher
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briony-poisoned · 7 days ago
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DENETHOR?!?
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