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i dont want to be like. Mean to that anon but i wish i lived in their world where tumblr fandoms were always overemphasizing the importance of female characters instead of straight up pretending they dont exist

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vote correctly, or never see your loved ones again

p.s.: i think we as a society should move past the white blond twink facecanon

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sorry for thinking it's hot when men are experiencing the worst torment of their life. as if it's my fault

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Apropos of (almost) nothing: I'm the kind of pedant who dislikes calling tentacle porn "tentacle porn" not because I think it's aberrant but because, 98% of the time, what's being depicted are octoform arms or tendrils, not tentacles. Tentacles are defined by the clubbed ends, which are the only part that have suckers. If it's tapered and has suckers all the way down, it's an octoform arm; if it has no suckers at all, it's a tendril.

You're welcome.

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weirdly enchanted by this

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Apparently a lot of people get dialogue punctuation wrong despite having an otherwise solid grasp of grammar, possibly because they’re used to writing essays rather than prose. I don’t wanna be the asshole who complains about writing errors and then doesn’t offer to help, so here are the basics summarized as simply as I could manage on my phone (“dialogue tag” just refers to phrases like “he said,” “she whispered,” “they asked”):

“For most dialogue, use a comma after the sentence and don’t capitalize the next word after the quotation mark,” she said.

“But what if you’re using a question mark rather than a period?” they asked.

“When using a dialogue tag, you never capitalize the word after the quotation mark unless it’s a proper noun!” she snapped.

“When breaking up a single sentence with a dialogue tag,” she said, ��use commas.”

“This is a single sentence,” she said. “Now, this is a second stand-alone sentence, so there’s no comma after ‘she said.’”

“There’s no dialogue tag after this sentence, so end it with a period rather than a comma.” She frowned, suddenly concerned that the entire post was as unasked for as it was sanctimonious.

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God I miss season 1.

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I’m waitin for the day Tim releases an album for Trexel 🙏

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not putting my face on this site in case the fae try to steal it but I am proud of this beadwork

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I don’t understand why people who cannot accept any moral grayness or complexity decide to join fandoms for the most emotionally complex stories and then try to shame everyone there who actually is able to understand the material.

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Scott Thompson (Jimmy Price) talking about Hannigram

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I think it's been long enough since the height of this discourse that it is now safe for me to say that if jonah magnus was a trans man and only murdered and possessed cis men as a form of gender affirming body hopping then I think that would be a little bit slay, maybe

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watching good show: this is so good. this is so fucking good. this is awesome. I love the world, everyone watch this

watching bad show: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I HATE ALL THE CHARACTERS IN THIS SUPID SHIT I HATE IT

watching mediocre show (with good characters): i can save you….. i can save you…. i can save u show.. I can Create A New World where All will be saved