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Your ad is a failure when I don't remember what you wanted me to do bc I couldn't get past someone who picked up a soup can while cleaning up the beach (wayyyy past the tide line) bc who tf is eating canned soup on the beach
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We have a new contender!!
The Girl Who Cried Her Eyes Out (2024), Selene played by Aleis Work
Looks like this horror movie Cellphone (2024) is going to be one of those mediocre films with a noncompelling lead but suddenly a fantastic side character appears whose actor steals the show with their performance.
#she isn't quite Chris level but she's GOOD#horror#tv and movies#snafuwrites#the girl who cried her eyes out
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*texts my mom who's financially supporting me about surprise late payments that fucked my rent*
*she calls*
*talking talking talktalktalk BRRRRR WTHFUKNGHL minutes later transition to her saying "[dump] can't really do that" and then me ranting as hard as I ever have about our fascist government and how "you ever wondered what you'd do in nazi germany? what we're doing now is it bc that's where we're headed"*
"Anyway yeah $200 will work"
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Pretty sad when you sit in one place so long without a ton of AC that you can catch a wif of your upstairs neighbors blazing it
#normally i need to go to the bathroom or porch or leave the whole apartment for a while to smell this#depression achievement?#snafustuff#weed#drugs cw
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“IXNAY ON THE UPIDSTAY”
-zazu, who has most certainly used pig latin with adolescent mufasa in the ridiculous scrapes they’ve been in together at the present spoken to adolescent simba who doesn’t know shit
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Hugely curious about the stats of this. I'm testing a theory. Elaborate in the tags if you please.
Please reblog!
#still fairly confident only once#i made extensive use of my at home covid tests over the years whenever i felt sick#(and pharmacy and government drive thru tests back in THE Day)#plus i've been isolated af much of that time lmao#can't get covid if you never physically interact w people amirite#very thankful that i didn't have any long covid symptoms bc i definitely have the preexisting conditions that put me at extra risk for it#anyway#covid#tumblr polls#snafutags
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"I am awake now! I am very awake!"
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Me every time I eat something past its "best by" date and I don't get sick
#depression superpower#by which i mean knowing when a good is actually harmful (bc you have plenty of experience w eating questionable shit from your fridge)#sure with canned goods but especially with refrigerated foods#the mashed taters are three weeks past their BB date?#who gaf they're in my stomach now#and i'm fine#AND they were cheap!#snafustuff#undescribed#food cw
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went to the pittsburgh aviary yesterday and this little beast’s name is Elizabeth. the docent said she loves wheels and jewelry. Elizabeth walked up to my wheelchair & tried to eat my ring off my finger. we love a predictable queen
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POV: you’re trying to take a bath
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Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.
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皆さん これ おぼえてるでち？
おかさん今 これでへんなことかんがえてるでち
Can you remember this photo? Mom is planning something funny, oops master J says silly...
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a lil late but still valid
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