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the thing about the mummy movies is that you really spend most of the time thinking "wow brendan fraser's character is so cool" or "man oded fehr is so mysterious and heroic" when the fact of the matter is that these two
are the absolute most batshit insane heroes in the entire franchise
these two are intellectual loner siblings with archeology backgrounds who read and speak ancient egyptian, hire a dude directly out of prison to take them to a lost city of gold, and fight mummies literally with their bare hands. twice.
no one in these movies stands a chance against the carnahans. frankly they're lethal in how willing they are to make the absolute and most undeniably deranged decisions. jonathan pickpockets a dude on fire. evy's resurrected from the dead and immediately remembers how to use sai. they're racking shotguns from a cliff in this scene and then proceed to blow away half the antagonists.
rick and ardeth should be so lucky
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Welcome to Mimic Ikea! Don't worry about it.
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I think the important thing that I love about gastronauts is the fact that the judges are just regular people (aside from being our lovely favorite comedians). Like when they eat something I KNOW it's good because you can SEE IT ON THEIR FACES.
Regular cooking show judges are taking the tiniest of bites (which fair, they have to taste a lot of food). Then they are holding a straight face for drama and tension's sake and then trying to convince me that words like 💕💖💫umami💫💖💕 mean it's tasty. I don't necessarily doubt their "grand culinary expertise" but it just fills me with joy to see people actually emphatically enjoy the food on a cooking show.
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Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool
i am going to eat my own entire skin
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It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)
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(to the tune of valjean’s soliloquy) what have i done / sweet jesus what have i done / become a pink pony girl / and now i dance at the club
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The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.
Eat them.
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daily self-affirmations 💕
my podium is clean and not covered in spaghetti
i know that the 87th element on the periodic table is Francium
i am not trapped in the time loop
i know how to fix the ElectroBobbleWobble QZ
i am not trapped in the time loop
i have a sufficient number of boxes to reach the shelf of ducks
the wenis is a dance
i am not trapped in the time loop
the wenis is a dance
i am not trapped in the time loop
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