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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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bro...what we could have had..

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The only acceptable casting for a remake of “The Birdcage”

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"a vague disclaimer is nobody's friend"

4x07 The Initiative

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Hey so fun new scam just dropped! I got a call earlier today from someone spoofing the local police department's desk number, asking me if there was a reason I'd missed my jury summons this morning.

Friends, I had not received a jury summons for this month. Which I told him, at which point his previously clear diction suddenly turned into a rapid mumble, only becoming clear for scary words like 'federal' and then asking to confirm my address, at which point I hung up and decided to call the police department later.

When I called the police department the desk officer sounded so tired y'all. All I had to say was "Hey I got a call earlier saying I missed jury duty this morning?" and she immediately sighed and told me that yes it was a scam that was going around and thanked me for calling to confirm.

So this is your periodic reminder that law enforcement agencies will not call you to tell you that you're in trouble. If you need to pay a fine of some sort they will mail you a physical invoice. Anyone calling you saying they're from the police or any other law enforcement organization (up to the CIA and yes I have heard of scammers attempting to impersonate CIA agents over the phone) who then tries to get financial information from you over the phone is a scammer.

I know I actually bang on about this a weird amount, but it is my fervent hope that the information will stick in peoples' brains if they get randomly selected for the adrenaline spike lottery. Scammers use scary words to get you to panic in order to shut down your critical thinking, and if even one person's brain spits out "Tumblr user waterhobbit said the cops/CIA/federal marshalls don't call about this shit" before their bank account routing number is in the hands of assholes I will consider it a job well done.

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finally framed this @theshitpostcalligrapher goncharov original :) only twoooo years delay 😭😭 very delighted :)

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Musk didn’t invent Tesla, he bought it

Musk didn’t invent SpaceX, he bought it

Musk didn’t invent Starlink, he bought it

Musk didn’t invent “X,” he bought it

Musk didn’t invent Trump, he bought him

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CHOREOGRAPHY! DONT EVER FROGET LOUIS IS A THEATRE BABY DONT EVER!!!!! FORGET!!!

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medically accurate muscle chart:

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started calling my executive dysfunction issues my board of dysfunctional executives and treating it like a room of frail old white men and it hasn't fixed everything but it sure is fucking funny

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