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these anons are like, "can i be racist in the rain? can i be racist on a train? can i be racist in a box? can i be racist with a fox?"
lmfaoooooooooooooo Yes!
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Always be careful of what you hear about a woman. Rumours either come from a man that can’t have her or a woman who can’t compete with her.
(via alex-ishtar)
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The first sip of tea is always the hardest.
that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off 
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its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr
all of us
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why you should be my friend
I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.
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Universe keep throwing shit but you not gonna knock this positivity going on over here dawg
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https://www.instagram.com/p/3MPEH1qHyK/
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This is so funny both with and without context
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Eric Andre- Me
Tyler- My anxiety
The audience- Everyone else in my life
Hannibal- God
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look at how angelic my dog looks
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why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses.
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“It’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this feeling now that actually no one is ever ready to do anything. There is almost no such thing as ready. There is only now. And you may as well do it now. Generally speaking, now is as good a time as any.”
—  Hugh Laurie  (via is-this-lit)
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Bad Times
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