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no bro trust me bro this moral panic is different bro yes i know i was wrong about cameras and comic books and satanic cults and washing machines and microwaves and gay people and AIDS from bus seats and ninja weapons and video games and Muslims and GMOs and fidget toys but TRUST ME BRO i swear humanity is totally cooked if we don't stop this one bro this one is TOTALLY for real bro wait come back bro where are you going-
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My favorite part of doctor who ever is when the doctor does their whole “I refuse to kill this villain/monster because of merciful moral reasons” bit and then immediately follows it with “so instead I will trap them alone in a barren hell dimension for all eternity”. It’s like that’s worse, though. do you get why that’s worse.
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some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it
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me when i first started watching cdramas: woah the sets are so beautiful
me watching cdramas now: hey, i know that street. hey, i know that temple. hey, i know that courtyard. hey, i know that gate. hey, i know that tree
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"my son turned out fine" maam your son was killed by one of my strong as fuck skeleton warriors
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"Let ICE melt at the door"
Sticker spotted in Ventura, California
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my mom said we can hide in the woods, cast ancient spells, be embraced by moss and befriend eldritch creatures if it's ok with your mom
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Dear Americans who are seeing snow possibly for the first time in their home town...
Please take this warning from an Icelander that is very, very, very familiar with winter conditions.
If you aren't familiar with driving in winter conditions, Don't.
I know you may genuinely feel like you haven't any choice, but if you haven't driven on snow and/or ice, you are a hazard to yourself and others. You are snowed in, even if it's just a couple of inches. That's what snowed in means where you are. If you have some experience driving in snow and ice but it's been a little while and your car does not have winter tires on... Don't!
Same reason.
Seriously.
You may lose your car. You may lose your life. You may take other people's cars.. and other people.. with you.
Don't.
If you've got tires that are meant to handle light snow and you're familiar with winter conditions and how your specific car that you have right now handles in them, then you're fine, of course, just be careful out there.
But if that doesn't describe you... please... Don't.
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controversial opinion but unfortunately you are your actions and what you say. if you are mean to people, it doesn’t matter if you sometimes have secret kind thoughts. fortunately you are your actions and what you say. if you are kind in your actions and your words, it doesn’t matter if you sometimes have mean thoughts. the power is in working against inner negative thoughts and being a better person despite it. you have the ability to cultivate the person you want to be.
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I guess the tech bros were too busy sucking up to Trump.
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Everybody be on HIGH ALERT... …. ……this could be dangerous
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PROBABLY NO ONE CARES ABOUT MY LITTLE BEE FRIEND BUT, HERE HE IS
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A work in progress. That's after like 2 hours?? Ish. Of working on him.
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today i ran barefoot down the middle of the highway into oncoming traffic to scoop this thing
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Anyone who ever said the key to life is always having something to look forward to is so right . The days are so much brighter when there’s always something to look forward to
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