Photo
91K notes
·
View notes
Text
It is inherently fun and sexy to say statements that swap the traditional genders of pronouns and terms mid-statement, such as: "I'm going to make him my wife" "She's my boyfriend" "Who says a guy can't be a pretty princess?" "That girl's the coolest dude I've ever met" "She's a madman who has to be stopped" "It's not his fault he's a material girl" Gender is a set of watercolors and the prettiest shades come from mixing the paints together.
101K notes
·
View notes
Text
Gav’s Tavern Hi, I hope you like this. It is different from what I usually do. Also it was a lot of work.
42K notes
·
View notes
Text
152K notes
·
View notes
Photo
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989) dir. Stephen Herek
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
363 notes
·
View notes
Text
No doctor will ever get my respect like the woman in the ER who checked me for claws and fangs because I told her I was turning into a werewolf and could feel it and let me know gently that she couldn't find any but that didnt make it feel any less real, like THATS how you do it, other doctors who just flat out told me I was wrong take notes
117K notes
·
View notes
Text
theyre inventing a new kind of baby thats even better than all the other types because - and get this - it receives valuable nutrients from secondhand smoke
730 notes
·
View notes
Text
I've been told it's nap time even though I wasn't ready.
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
Looking to get into philosophy does anyone have any thoughts for beginners?
31K notes
·
View notes
Note
Cecil the limbless slug
(Technically @creatordisc 's cat but I live with him too)
it might be catorpillar
118 notes
·
View notes
Text
19K notes
·
View notes
Text
194 notes
·
View notes