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When is it sexist? - A Handy Chart

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St Valentine is also the patron saint of the mentally ill and the Island of Lesbos so Happy Valentine's Day to all mentally ill lesbians

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All this discourse over who does "painting with light"

Hiroshi Nagai's paintings need sunglasses to look at.

They look like how it feels to walk across a parking lot on a 98° summer day without a speck of shade in sight.

They look like heaven but also like you'd burn your bare feet on the ground.

Even when you can see shade you know it's not enough and the minute you step out you'll be burnt to a crisp like a vampire.

And it's BEAUTIFUL

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To expand on that post I reblogged....the next soulsborne game should make the Level Up Maiden an open and unrepentant pervert.

Like if you come back from the poison/filth area without fast traveling, she makes some VERY suspicious comments about how your undergarments must smell ripe.

Like she is visibly resisting the urge to masturbate after you level up your stats multiple times in one session.

Like if there is a bed to sleep in, in the hub area, it exists purely for the 12.5% chance to see her pressing her face against the window to that room. While her heaving panting is fogging the glass.

Like if you have your back to her for too long in the hub area, she makes the anime pervert "grabbing hands" motion while looking at your butt.

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Laura with a beautiful hit againt the homophobe.

The best bit is pous reaction 🤣

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microsoft outlook is taking the bioware approach and giving me the option to romance my coworker now 

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“I’m going princess mode” I say before becoming super needy of praise and adoration

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malenia canonically being the youngest demigod like being the "baby" of the family so to speak is so funny to speak because everyone else is over there like "it's my baby sister!!! isn't she so cool!!!"

and the tarnished is over there fucking pissing themselves because the 8 feet tall blind swordswoman infected with rot built like a wall has just woken up from her nap and is about to rock their shit for the next 4-10 business days.

like malenia is genuinely such a TERRIFYING presence the first time I fought her I genuinely felt terrified of her, and that's not even MENTIONING when she transitions into malenia goddess of rot and then you look up their scuffed ass family tree and it's just. that's the youngest one???

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You and Me- Chapter 4 out now

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62054629/chapters/161645233#workskin

I've tried like six times tonight to make this post, but for some reason Tumblr refuses to let me insert a normal big clickable AO3 link. I apologize for the inconvenience.

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Cal and Bode don't fight on Jedah, instead Cal returns to Cere's base just in time to intervene in her fight with Darth Vader. They're able to escape, then together they track Bode to Nova Garon. With Cere's help, an agreement is reached. Can Bode be redeemed? In the meantime, Darth Vader amps up his search for Cal and Cere, and Obi-Wan receives a message and leaves Tatooine for a second time. A fan comic.

Planning on making this somewhere around 80-100 pages, give or take. I've got the first 60 pages written and roughly sketched out, but it'll still be slow going.

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