Loving our Milwaukee Brewers baseball club, 17 Syllables at a time. (submissions very welcome at [email protected].)
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The Ax Man
by Peter Adams
John Axford's mustache
Must straighten up and fly right!
Like homers he gifts
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by Bernie Brewer
is 8 to 1
team's is having much fun
I #Brewlieve do you?
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Wild Card
by Adam Carr.
remember that game.
the one you lost, meant to win?
your margin's gone now.
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by Christina Kocol
Free Tickets? Yes, please.
Only reason I attend.
Am I a bad fan?
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Inspired by Recent Events
by Peter Adams
Chasing Wild Cards
The Crew Never Stops Fighting
Go You Brew Crew Go!聽
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The Perspicacity of Hope
by Jamie Blodgett (a lifelong Minnesotan)
Zero title wins...
At least the Cubs have Bartman.
What is our excuse?
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Aramas
by Jamie Blodgett
Corpulent fielder,
not Prince. The real eggshell man
stole a base today.
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by Jamie Blodgett
The Pinaud Clubman聽
just try to count without him
It's true: Rollie Saves!
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(Inspired by round trippers and the men who hit them)
by Adam Carr
'Rami salami,
Rickie Strongs, launchin' off dongs,
R. Braun, going going gone.
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(Partially inspired by the 1993 Brewers outfield)
by Adam Carr
Darryl Hamilton,
Robin Yount, Tom Brunansky,聽
Greg Vaughn, Matt Mieske.
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(Partially inspired by the 1993 Brewers infield)
by Adam Carr
Juan Bell, John Jana,
Kevin Seitzer, Dickie Thon,
Pat Listach, Bill Spiers.
#1993#Bill Spiers#Brewers#Dickie Thon#John Jaha#Juan Bell#Kevin Seitzer#Milwaukee#Pat Listach#haiku#Brewku
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(Inspired by Gamel & Gonzalez)
by Adam Carr
(written on may 7th, 2012)
Hey you, ACLs.
I wish you weren't so crutiate.
But you are. Motherfuck.
(revised on september 22nd, 2012)
Hey you, ACLs.
I wish you weren't so crutiate.
But you are. Get well.
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(Inspired by Corey Hart)
by Adam Carr
Sunglasses at night? Nope.
It's bleached blonde facial hair.
Still, don't switch the blade.
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