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exploring new frontiers of twitch integration

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i’m making a tv show about A pair of Roommates who are the worlds most unserious Marxist and the worlds most serious Anarchist im calling it All or Nothing please contribute to my kickstarter campaign i will use all the money to buy guns

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im a compsci major and in the first week of my data structures class this semester, my professor was like “can anyone name a linear data structure” and i was the only one to raise my hand and said “stack”, and then she said “ok now can anyone name a non-linear data structure” and again i was the only one and said “tree”. and the only reason i knew this was

homestuck

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Grocery Boy

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Dug up my old college laptop, forgot my password and THIS ISN'T HELPING

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The anti-DEI commissar visits my office. I first assume it's some misunderstanding regarding the term representation theory, but it's actually a personal commendation for having so few women at the department. I don't let them know that the gender ratio is more equal than it has ever been before.

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I’m glad young gay men have successful role models like Sam Altman and Peter Theil to look up to.

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You’re at the store. Bra shopping. You walk out of the changing room. The lady says ‘under full. Badness 10000’

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the bi awakening of a plus boy

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say it with me now. i solemnly swear i will never watch a white boy do a youtube essay about rap or rap beef. this is my pledge. amen

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my sourdough obsessed lesbian aunt is getting into football drama you couldn’t even conceive of

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reminder that every time you open the spotify app they send a hitman after your favorite artist. and they only fall in love with their target and run away together like 1% of the time. most of the hitmen dont even get very far bc they're cheaply made and tend to explode when exposed to strong emotions. and now every river in the world is full of non-biodegradable exploded hitman parts and its your fault because you opened an app.

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Rotten Girl and Plus Boy

If I was forced to interact with either of these teenagers I would pull my hair out

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something ppl miss in the sinkdog talk is that the image tht gets passed around on tumblr is a sfw alt. her obscured sexuality isnt mysterious or even inherent to the piece. were just on the website that wont let us share the version where her pussy is squirting dishsoap

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