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there are breasts on my roof. scampering about. wretched

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do u have any good canon universe fics cz i feel like i’ve read almost eeeverything klance related BUT that 😣

i gotchu, just gimme a hot sec to make a list 😉

Canonverse Klance fic recs

1.

Teen and Up there, nestled against his pulse by @hiuythn

2.

Explicit Heatwaves on Autopilot by @whatthebodygraspsnot

3.

Teen and Up i wanna love you (but i don’t know if i can) by loveisawildthing

4.

Teen and Up the meaning of donuts by @katranga

5.

Teen and Up Galra Instincts by @smolstrawberrychara

Sorry I didn’t add more, this takes a lot longer than you’d think and I’m feeling lazy. if you wanna dm me I can just give you links to fics whenever I finish reading them

and if i reused any? I’m not sorry and it will happen again

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oh sorry i wasn’t listening i was just thinking about how alternate powder’s hideout has rails because she actually values her life

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on everyone's soul this is what happened

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😾

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when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

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Now who pissed him off 🤨

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Its past their bedtime

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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

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Sabrina Carpenter performing Juno – Short n' Sweet Tour (2024)

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A lot of you liked it so here’s more of the Galra Marriage proposal au

Occasionally the group can’t out run the Falra commander that wants to propose to Keith.

Zethrid suggest just stabbing them and running. Keith Axca and Ezor are in but Allura pushes for diplomacy. (Kolivan does to… for the polite ones)

Shiro tries to act like a responsible adult but his big brother instincts is ready to tackle everyone of these Galra who think that they can use his baby brother to farther their political career.

Lance is all for stabbing. Maybe if keith stabs enough of them they will stop (they won’t they think it’s hot) Lance is also willing to shoot any suiter Keith wants him to.

Pidge and Matt are just hacking any transition so that they cut out anytime a false calls to propose to Keith (put in the effort to show up in person)

Hunk for the first time is thinking about poison food. Not like to kill them but definitely to make them sick.

But truly the only thing I can think about is that one of the Galra that proposes to Keith is just the Mister Colin’s proposal from Pride and Prejudice.

Where they just go. I e singled you out as my mate, but before I propose let me tell you my reasons

It’s part of the job… marrying you

It will make ME happier

My boss/superiors desire that I marry you.

And Keith just has to sit there and listen to him go on and on and then they guy is just like great I proposed and now we can get married and Keith just looks at him like he’s crazy because “I never said yes!”

And the guy ignores him and keeps talking.

Keith is ready to stab him when Lance shot him. “Did you want to stab him? I should have let you stab him.” Lance only feels bad because he’s worried he stepped on Keith’s toes.

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post canon comfort klance

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gay emo boys will be spared in the feminist revolution

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hey mullet.

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Vander: I've always liked the name Violet. Silco: *snorts a line* Hey, you know what I like?