breadblogguy

[breadblogguy]

Nah, this is a real life Easter egg reference to Zelda.

Robert Smithson, Spiral Jetty, 1970

[breadblogguy]

Glad to see they brought back Mechagodzilla. A fun kaiju movie is all I wanted from this. Fuck the story, fuck the actors, I just want some monsters beating the shit outta each other.

Godzilla vs Kong final fight but with Showa era music and effects

[breadblogguy]

What a bitch. I’m not sure about the context before this but a professor or teacher making a student feel that raising their hand is wrong seems kinda fucked. There are questions. There is clarification. To refuse to let a student, who is polite enough to raise their hand, ask a question, the professor is failing at their job, they are closing the gates to education and learning, and they are opening the gates to indoctrination and one line of thinking.

[breadblogguy]

I would’ve lived a day or so, at most. Not sure how long a baby can survive with intestines hanging out but I’m not sure it’s very long.

Lol, here's a fun one: if you had been born in the medieval era and without access to modern medicine, how long would you have lived? If I managed to survive being born (unlikely) I would have died at age 22 from appendicitis :) hbu?

[breadblogguy]

Thought this was a tumblr blog and bio

Combat medic dog, what a good dog!

[breadblogguy]

THIS... is Dorohedoro!

[breadblogguy]

Why doesn’t it bring back what you tried to post if it fails? Like, I can’t know if some random fuckhead blocked me, and I just typed out a long thing about how fiction in modern media fails to be sentimental because of the hate corny and cringy lines and such get and now that entire post is lost and I’m too lazy to retype it all out. Please at least allow me the chance to salvage the scraps of my disgrace. Please.

[breadblogguy]

Honestly, with some of the tweets I’ve seen from corporation twitters this year, I wouldn’t be surprised if this were real.

[breadblogguy]

Sorry! Not a disrespectful no. I have a bad habit of starting sentences with “No” even if I’m not disagreeing! My bad!

Why does alt christian music slap?

[breadblogguy]

No, definitely check out Half•Alive, specifically their songs Still Feel (honestly has no Christian vibes and just rocks) but Creature comes out of nowhere with heavily religious feels while slaughtering your eardrums with good sounds.

Why does alt christian music slap?

[breadblogguy]

Egg: On someone else’s plate

Steak: I’m sorry, but Medium Well

Milk: Almond

Alcohol: N/A

Warm Drink: Hot Cocoa

[breadblogguy]

And it won’t be til my last breath that I recognize the British.

America may suck, but we’ll always be above France and UK in my heart.

The usa is the most cringe ass country on planet earth. More cringe even than france

[breadblogguy]

Nah, them spicy chicken sandwiches from Chicfila are gooder than a motherfucker

no fuckin way i

[breadblogguy]

Well, some people will be armed regardless of the wants and morals of society, because if they want a gun, they’ll get a gun. So by not arming those who are likely to be targeted by the ones who flaunt morals and laws, they are left vulnerable and prone to injury and death by the hands of criminals. By arming them, they at least are given the chance of survival by their own hand.

arm celebrity dogwalkers like a paramilitary death squad so that if anyone tries to dognape their charges they can respond with overwhelming and lethal force 

[breadblogguy]

That one guy in Oblivion real pissed right now lmao

DNI IF:

1) you live in a painting

[breadblogguy]

Isn’t ketamine a horse tranquilizer? Idk for sure, I’m not a druggie

Feds: *busting down the door of my clandestine ketamine lab*

Me:

DON’T FUCKING SHOOT I’M A HORSE

[breadblogguy]

They’re meant for each other.

A guy will have 12 different chicks sending him nudes while on a date with you and get mad when you say you’re not interested.

A chick will be sending nudes to 12 different guys and wonder why none of them want a relationship with her.