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I'm gonna come right out and say it. I'm not having a La Dee Dah Dah Day

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[A white fortune cookie paper with blue text reading: The stars appear every night in the sky. All is well. Lucky Numbers 10, 16, 18, 27, 30, 32]

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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it’s only tuesday. abominable.

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Gertrude and Gerry sketch

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Middle-aged magical girl.

She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired.

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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

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Simulacrums of luck, day 6: REVELATION

She’s ok she’s just gonna need some doliprane

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Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?

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Do you ever wish you could take the steam with you?

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So many of the critters that take up residence in human homes are simply species that are cave-adapted. Spiders. Crickets. Millipedes. Isopods. Bats. Your house is a cave to them and they think you are also a cave-adapted organism.

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your fanfiction is valid

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(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi

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just remember that it is not your civic duty to give yourself a panic attack in the name of "staying informed," friends. what will be will be. I know we're all scared. I am so scared. but what will be is already done.

so do whatever you need to do tonight. try not to hurt yourself (mentally, emotionally, but also physically) too much.

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