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Do you ever wish you could take the steam with you?
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So many of the critters that take up residence in human homes are simply species that are cave-adapted. Spiders. Crickets. Millipedes. Isopods. Bats. Your house is a cave to them and they think you are also a cave-adapted organism.
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(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi
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just remember that it is not your civic duty to give yourself a panic attack in the name of "staying informed," friends. what will be will be. I know we're all scared. I am so scared. but what will be is already done.
so do whatever you need to do tonight. try not to hurt yourself (mentally, emotionally, but also physically) too much.
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this is the fourth time my cat has pressed the power button on my computer and turned it off
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think i need to lay on the floor for a few hours. maybe days. we'll see where it goes
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TIL anyone who's going to overwinter in Antarctica has to have had their appendix out. Because removing an appendix that's not causing any trouble just as a precaution is way better than having one that's about to burst when you're on the ass-end of the planet with no way to be rushed to a hospital if shit gets real.
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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back
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this isn’t normal. this isn’t how life is supposed to feel. if you don’t think about it it can’t hurt you. I found our hearts and they were still beating. there is still time.
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