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The best part of the odyssey is when he said IT'S ODYSSEUS TIME and odysseyd all over those guys

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When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it

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y’all really recommend books like: title, there are gay characters, enemies to lovers, young adult, written by poc

not once do i ever see a summary

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“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

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i think someone should kiss me in 2025.

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defy the norm. get even stranger. NO SURRENDER

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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

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is that a portable cd player in your pants or is your pesis just singing a beautiful song to me

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I hope I'm not just a mutual to you, but someone you want to bring up in irl conversation so you have to awkwardly and cryptically say "my friend..." and refuse to elaborate on my origins or the origins of our friendships

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sorry for being weird online. i'm even worse if you see me in person

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you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

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i know this is pretty niche shit outside of germany but u know who gwen reminds me of sm? charlotte from the ruby red triology by the german author kerstin gier. she is amitious, an overachiver, has no real friends bc she thinks she is better than others, thinks she is special and has a hairstyle very similar to a lot of gwen fanart i see.

but u know what this makes this rly funny? her cousin is named gwen and charlotte is constantly jealous of her position and special ability while also thinking she is compleatly incompetend (if anyone thinks this sounds interesting the movie to the first book is on youtube for free)

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i know this is pretty niche shit outside of germany but u know who gwen reminds me of sm? charlotte from the ruby red triology by the german author kerstin gier. she is amitious, an overachiver, has no real friends bc she thinks she is better than others, thinks she is special and has a hairstyle very similar to a lot of gwen fanart i see.

but u know what this makes this rly funny? her cousin is named gwen and charlotte is constantly jealous of her position and special ability while also thinking she is compleatly incompetend (if anyone thinks this sounds interesting the movie to the first book is on youtube for free)