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“you are like a prophet to me” i’m just homosexual. And always saying shit

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How does tumblr feel about Primrose

(edit: some folks are asking if this is taxidermy. This is a real living dog, I promise)

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Autistic Person: "We need these accommodations."

Neurotypical Person: "But if we give them to you, we'll have to give them to everyone else too."

Autistic Person: "Then do that. No, really. We would love it if everyone got these accommodations. Not only would it help to remove the stigma, but it would also help those who need them and haven't been diagnosed."

Neurotypical Person: "Hey! I was just trying to bully you! How dare you respond by making sense!"

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the more i try to explain gender to cis people the more i understand plato's allegory of a cave

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America be like "you cant have free healthcare or easy access to disability but you can have a gun"

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Please help my new trash panda rescues (and spicy dogs)

Today, I (yes, the Dashcon ballpit girl) partnered with local law enforcement to retrieve seven raccoons and two coyotes involved in an animal abuse/abandonment case. The coyotes have already been moved to the sanctuary where I work, but the raccoons (yes, all seven of them) will be quarantined at my home enclosure for now.

The animals are not in good shape and need extensive vet care.

I know I don’t have the best track record with asking tumblr for donations, but if anyone is interested in assisting with animal care

http://gofund.me/a95dcbd5

Who knows. Maybe once we get everyone healthy and fixed, I��ll get them all a

Ballpit

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i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths

like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way

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finally cured myself of the curse of memory and now i can touch the burners on the stove as many times as i want with all the excitement of new discoveries and none of the knowledge of upcoming pain

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Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

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one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse

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paranoia triggers r so funny like "oooh a scary thing happened, time to put ur brain in the worst mode imaginable so you can respond to this threat as irrationally as possible"

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i just never want to see elon musk happy

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Since the holiday toy drive post is circulating again, I figured this would also be helpful! Food insecurity is such a massive problem in America, in general, and if you have the means to help feed others, I think you should take that opportunity. Here are some other tips:

1. If you’re planning on donating items from your own pantry, please check the expiration dates on the packaging. Think of your donations as gifts to bestow, not castoffs to be rid of. It’s awful to think of people feeling like they got scraps someone else just didn’t want. Everyone deserves dignity with their meals.

2. If you’d rather give money to a food bank, that’s also great since they buy food in bulk and know what items are most wanted/needed!

3. Not everyone has access to appliances like stoves or microwaves or hot plates so if you can donate items that don’t need to be heated up, that would also be greatly appreciated!

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just so you know im looking at this on my laptop, so i just pulled a shakira to jiggle this little man

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I just remembered about this little animation. It was made for bro around 3 years ago