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which one of you was it?? 💀😂

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Me calculating my grand total and coming to terms with the fact that I am a felon

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If you break someone’s heart and they still talk to you with the same excitement and respect. Believe me, they really love you.

Unknown (via wordsnquotes)

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stolen merchandise? in my bag? it’s more likely than you think

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spending money? can’t relate.

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Just because I left does not mean you are nothing just because I left does not mean you can never be happy just because I left does not mean this is the end just because I left does not mean I do not love you.

I left when I promised you I wouldn’t // A.M (via grungefully)

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…you were my first ever emotional attachment and i'm constantly stopping myself from falling in love with someone new because they’re not you, they never will be…

A.Z (Tumblr: Excerpt From a Book I Will Never Write #986)

More quotes about love (UK link)

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To be honest the thing I miss the most is being someone’s favourite, being the first person that someone wants to talk to when they have good news, having someone who I know wants to talk to me

That’s what hurts (via drowninginwords)

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I mean, I hope you’re happy, But the sky is still the sky without you, And I’m not surprised by that anymore.

Caitlyn Siehl (via lomasdope)

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Let it hurt then let it go.

R.H. Sin (via asking-jude)

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One of the perks of getting older is getting to have a say in the family gossip

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tips for stealing for poor people* (not rich fuckers who just like stealing get off my post)

(*i am white, not visibly disabled to most, and though i’m nb trans often mistaken for a cis woman, keep my/your privileges in mind because they definitely help) the easiest way to steal makeup/medicine/anything palm sized is to wear gigantic sweaters/hoodies while you’re looking at stuff you can pick stuff up, then pretend to put it back and palm it then you can either 1- walk out with it or 2-find a place with NO EMPLOYEES AND NO CAMERAS, PREFERABLY NO CUSTOMERS «< VERY IMPORTANT, honestly you should know the store and know these spots without having to find one, if you go hunting for one that’s also suspicious, and then sneak it into your pocket/bag. this is good if you want to steal multiple things. you can also usually get away with it if there’s other customers around if you pretend to rummage around in your bag for awhile and then pull out your wallet/coinpurse/whatever. this is also how you get away with stealing bigger stuff. it’s better to have a somewhat ‘stiff’ sweater for this, like a bulky knitted one that keeps form, because that way you can steal oddly shaped things that are roughly the size of your palm. like, in MYC’s post she mentioned stealing mascara isn’t useful but foundation is. know why? mascara is usually sealed in a rectangular cardboard thing, usually foundation/bush/eyeliners/eyeshadows/lipsticks are just on their lonesome and much easier to steal. But if you have a large, bulky sweater, the cardboard won’t even change the shape of the sleeve, as long as it can fit in perfectly. a more threadbare, formfitting, softer sweater will probably contour to it. OH and sidenote, obviously medicine rattles so if you plan on stealing medicine be very careful. try to remember where employees were on your way in so you can try to avoid them.

looking at stuff in aisles other than where you’re stealing is helpful too. you don’t have to dawdle but just stop, examine something, move on. 

if you’re going on a ‘heist’, or rather, planning on stealing a ton of stuff, or if you don’t know exactly what you’re stealing and you’re going to have to look around for awhile, it’s good to also buy something similar but cheap. like makeup, if you’re stealing a shitton of makeup at wlgrns (honestly most wlgrns have a lot of employees and cameras so they are hard to steal from but i’ll get to why i steal from them in a second) consider picking up some 99c wet n wild eyeliner and $2 wetnwild lipstick. 

now, i dont really have to do that much because?? I pick up my scripts at walgrns. This gives me a good 15-30 minutes of browsing time, and i’m not expected to be buying anything when i leave, and i can excuse my browsing as “wasting time”. of course this puts me at risk because i have literally only one pharmacy i can pick up my perscriptions from, so if thats tru for u consider that, but if you pick up scripts and can do it literally anywhere, pick a place like walgrns/cv$/walm*rt that u kno has lax cameras/security and preferably has a frequently long line of people waiting for meds so you can go wander around and thieve.

my other tips are for stealing food, which can be way easier or way harder. the one way i used to steal food when i had food stamps, that eventually got me caught, was to bring cloth/reusable shopping bags with me and use those for shopping. then, when it came to ringing stuff up, i just left stuff in the bag. i got caught due to undercover LP. (well, actually, i escaped but i’ll talk about that in a second) the other way of stealing food that i know about, have seen done, but haven’t done, is again to find a place that allows you to shop using reusable shopping bags (it’s important that they let you SHOP with them, rather than having to put stuff into a see through cart/carrier then transferring to a bag once u pay) then just shop like you don’t have price restrictions, but know you can only fit what room you have in your bags. then, walk past the cash registers, smile at the security guard, and walk your ass through the front door. YES. JUST WALK OUT WITH YOUR BAG OF FREE FOOD. This only really works if they don’t have a lot of security, if there aren’t security guards posted right at the registers, and if the security guard at the door (if there is one, if there’s not YES) doesn’t see you walk past the registers (or can’t because the registers are slightly out of view). If they stop you, just be like Oh fuck i’m high and forgot to pay. Then just put all your food back somewhere and if they ask you about it say it turns out your bank account was fucked (although really they probably know you tried stealing and won’t ask anymore questions, just glare/fake smile at u till u leave).

now, tips for not getting caught. i’ve only been caught once but i was with someone else at the time, and that someone had been an LP and was able to tell me how to get out of the situation safe and sound. if they weren’t there i would have been fucked. 1- if you can, pretend you made a mistake and offer to pay for it. if they seem sympathetic and you’re feminine/young/they appear to have sympathy for you and you think it would help, cry and get emotional.  2- this didn’t help in my situation because, surprise, a lot of security guards/LP are assholes who are just wannabe cops and are psyched to have caught someone stealing. they want to take you in the back, they want to yell at you and scare you, and they want to hit you with all the fines (or worse) they can, they want to call the cops. in this case, remember that SECURITY IS NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH YOU. if you actually end up getting taken to the back honestly probably no one will care if they grabbed you or your stuff at some point. in my position it did help because the guy grabbed me and my stuff, and since my LP friend had just told me they weren’t allowed to touch me, we both started screaming at the top of our lungs that they weren’t allowed to do that, to let me go, etc. and they freaked out and let go. 3- RUN. even if u have someone who seems sympathetic, if they won’t let you pay for the stuff/ if you can’t, and they want to take you to the back, RUN. they don’t call the cops until they take you until the back (they WILL lie about this. they will say the cops are on their way/already outside). as far as I know (someone please correct me so i can change this if it’s wrong) but you’re already going to be fined/worse for stealing, trying to escape isn’t any extra charges. GET OUT OF THE FUCKING STORE AND DON’T GO BACK. unless of course you have other stuff on your record, cops aren’t going to be coming after you because of failed theft.

now i didn’t run right away because i didn’t know how horrible the security guys would be, but they were fucking horrifying. they also grabbed our bag of food that we had paid for because it also included the stolen items. we tried to rag on them because they were stealing from US but of course that didn’t work. they don’t care. assholes like that will do anything they can to get you arrested/fined. they will lie. they will break the law/rules of their job.

because it was the best grocery store in the area i did eventually go back to the place i almost got caught stealing, after a few months. the same LP was working there, but i didn’t get in any trouble at all. i don’t know if there’s laws/rules saying you can’t peg someone for stealing after they’ve already left, or after a certain amount of time has past, but if anyone knows that would be useful information, or you could look it up if (like i had to) you HAVE to go back to the place you almost got caught. a couple more random tips, good no matter what you’re stealing: - if you run into a security person, ask them a question. ask where something is or if they have ____. especially important for the ‘loading up a single bag of groceries and walking out’ style. smile at the security people. i know it’s hard not to feel or look nervous, but if you can convince the security guards you’re just a little confused but good people, they will not care. - try not to look poor. try look as middle class, straight, cis, non-visibly disabled as you can. unfortunately you can’t exactly white face your way out of discrimination if you’re a POC, but you can hide other things you may be discriminated against for. now, this may not be applicable to the same degree in some stores, especially if you… - know which places don’t really give a shit about poor people who steal. i’m serious, some places will totally let poor folks slide on obvious theft and only peg rich folk for it. bougie stores that hire poor anarchist (like tradr j*es) are notorious for this. now, in some places the security and the rest of the staff will be on different pages (like the place i got caught stealing, the cashiers/workers would straight up watch you steal and not care, but the security was awful)

these are just tips for solo-stealing. if you can have a partner you can get more involved, that’s where you can get into stealing stuff for re-selling or large, more expensive things, but i’ve never personally done that so i won’t comment on that for now. please be careful! and don’t fucking blame me if you get caught even if you follow all these tips, because the most important thing about stealing is obviously ITS ILLEGAL AND YOU CAN ALWAYS, ALWAYS GET CAUGHT NO MATTER HOW CAREFUL YOU THINK YOU ARE BEING. know your surroundings and start small! GOOD LUCK!!

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branded to kill (1967), seijun suzuki

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bro its beddy-bye. its nighty-night, dude