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It’s me again 💌🐮 looks like the first part of my story was cut off, but you got the gist. I like your response images. My natural udders are large, but I’m sure you could make them even bigger (and milky). I would be such a good cow for you…

Hmmm…this rings false…like a false setup…

Alright my research has revealed you to be genuine. Therefore I will discuss your cow career with you in my DMs. You will immediately DM me there. No more of this bizarre anonymous ask behavior from you will be tolerated. It’s so illogical, so nonsensical, it makes me question your sanity and your cow viability, frankly.

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Later I see you again in the meat section. This time I notice your muscles and no wedding band. I blush a little. To strike up conversation, I ask if you prefer breasts or thighs. You smirk and reply “breasts - large breasts”. I blush again, and reach over to grab a package. As I do, you graze my tits with one hand. I am surprised, and it was so quick, that it could be misconstrued, just an accident…I am not sure. To test it, I look at the expiration date and decide to reach over again for a different package, only this time you brush quickly then squeeze, almost as if you were trying to milk me. Flustered, I look up and catch your gaze. Your gaze tells me this was intentional and you are hungry for more. You hand me your business card and say to give you a call. I’m intrigued - you’re so hot and, well, bold. We set up a date for the weekend to meet at your house… what’s in store for me when I arrive? 💌🐮

This. This is your present and future. Forever.

And this….

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now why would you assume that i would?? all i asked was a topic change lmaooo

I don’t know what you’re referring to…have we interacted?

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❤️

Fascinating…who are you???

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Are you okay?

Yes

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Clover takes her cow role soooo seriously, she insists on donning a cow mask every single morning no matter how hot it is outside or inside the barn.

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It’s true. It is.

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The barn beckons. Join the herd. Today.

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The herd grows….ever larger, ever upward, Excelsior…

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Thank you @cavanibega and everyone who got me to 10 reblogs!

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Suzy is a pig now…

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Jenny is a cow now