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been getting really stoned lately and it's affecting my gas in a way that's genuinely making me so horny lately

I love just like getting munchies and eating way more than normal and waking up with this really heavy stomach with morning gas that makes these really loud farts that just get me sooo worked up

it's so bad when I'm out at work or something I just knowww I'm making myself smell with all the gas I need to get out

I've been jerking off high so much more and just getting all wet and twitchy over all the gas I've got

anyway uh yeah.. happy horny times

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The hastily-booked massage session was a spur-of-the-moment thing. The client, having been overworked all morning, walks in and politely greets their masseuse for their session. They're polite, friendly, and don't make any fuss about their state of undress for the massage. But almost as soon as the massage starts, a certain... problem comes to light. The client won't. Stop. FARTING. Whenever the masseuse gets a bit too into it, the client's ass starts puffing and hissing powerful fumes into the air. Some of them can get really long or loud, but the client is too out of it to care about farting enough to fill the entire massage parlour while their masseuse watches. But the masseuse is actually very, VERY into this. The idea that their gentle touch is so soothing that it can make a client fart this freely is their favourite part of the trade, and when a client is this gassy? Most of the masseuse's time is spent rubbing the client's lower back, thighs, and asscheeks so they can discreetly lean in and get the farts while they're hot and fresh. The client, who couldn't care less about it, doesn't bother with giving any indication even when they can tell the masseuse's head is hovering barely off their ass. The massage doesn't end until the client is thoroughly out of gas and the masseuse has perfectly memorized what their lunch was. When the client finally leaves, they leave their masseuse with a half-dozen putrid towels to remember their ass by until their next appointment. BONUS: The masseuse has also been silently cropdusting their client the entire time, and the smell of their farts is one of the reasons why the client got so relaxed in the first place.

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one of my favourite things is when I've been constipated for a few days and then my body randomly decides "it's time now" and I literally have to rush to put clothes on to leave the room and get to the toilet before I can't stop it any longer

another thing that's kinda doing this is I've been joining my friend for smoke breaks with coffee and bro it just runs through me and I have to find a quick get away before I fill my pants

it's a tiny bit of gas that stinks in an evil way that indicates it,, so hot

but yeah tody with the coffee too I felt myself get less backed up in real time

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I'm really sorry, I just found out about your bf. Being dumped sucks. I'm not gonna provide any unwanted advice bc I don't like to unless someone asks, so I'm just gonna say this: your farts are so good and I love your account so much lol tysm for posting stuff

aw yay! this is so so sweet 🫶 thank you

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guys guys I got my nipples pierced today!!!

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Ur farts are amazing - @miss-gassypants

hehe thank you :3

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cw// irl gas

heres another one...pretty good

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cw// irl gas

um um okay so I didn't realise you could only post one video at a time but um take this...as an apology for being so absent lol

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um um would people be interested in me posting some of my own gas lol

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god I love farting so much, like the pops of gas I've got right now, lying in my bed drunk, is so addictive

half obsessed when I end up making my bedsheets stink a little bit lol..

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okay so maybe I made a side account for the horni brain thoughts if u wanna see me get weird but not for gas stuff :3

@lylesshamecorner

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my guts have been hurting so much today god they keep moving n I keep having to go shit and it smells so bad I'm such a mess today

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kind of forgot that nuts have a lot of fibre so after eating a lottt of honey roasted nuts today my guts have been feeling it

can't really complain because I've been so backed up after being ill, but god I feel so gassy and have had to go take a dump multiple times

i do feel so much better honestly....

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half tempted to make a second account for horny thoughts that aren't eprocto related... just don't know how strict tumblr is with tagging and wording and stuff haha

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Everytime I fart I think of you, and wish you could be there to appreciate it with me. Especially when it's a wet one. 🫶🏻

aw well isn't that sweet of you~ would be nice to appreciate them hehe

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being single and trying to focus on myself is all well and good until my pussy is aching so much from being horny I can't think straight ugh

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Need to creampie someone but I can't cuz I got this stupid pussy