bramthecalamity

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Is that you?

"At times, yes. Aya teaches me 'slang' at times."

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WHT ARE MY ASKS SENDING STOP THIS THIS INSTANT

"...Did you not intend for them to send?"

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HElp

"Have you consumed any substances in the past hour?"

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Old men rule thirty four

"Are you alright."

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"If I do, my servants will not let me hear the end of it. The embarrassment took... a long time to subside..."

Is there a child that fits this description?

@bramthecalamity my baby bat

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Old men yaoi

"Between whom?"

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"...no, sir, I don't believe I do. I apologize once again..."

Is there a child that fits this description?

@bramthecalamity my baby bat

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"...I would not say 'threaten'. Alas, I apologize for my crude manners."

Is there a child that fits this description?

@bramthecalamity my baby bat

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"Thou art playing a dangerous game..."

Is there a child that fits this description?

@bramthecalamity my baby bat

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"I am much more intimidating than that."

Is there a child that fits this description?

@bramthecalamity my baby bat

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"Peak? Peak of what?"

“We should bring back school plays, those were literally peak”

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"I see... so you are one of my kin from the newer generations. I was unaware this could happen, though I wouldn't say I'm displeased.

A pleasure to meet you, miss Aubert."

"Omg?! Another vampire?! Totes cool!"

@prettysparklyphone

"Greetings. I am Lord Bram Stoker, the King of Vampires, the Ruler of Heaven and Hell, and ...I am unaware what 'totes cool' means."

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"Omg?! Another vampire?! Totes cool!"

@prettysparklyphone

"Greetings. I am Lord Bram Stoker, the King of Vampires, the Ruler of Heaven and Hell, and ...I am unaware what 'totes cool' means."

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can you get sick?

"At times, yes. Staying in the sun for long periods of time can make me weaker. However, I can regain my energy by sleeping or resting under shade."

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Lord Stoker, what do you suppose I do if a person who betrayed me keeps on instigating problems and won't leave us alone even when I ignore them or be nice?

"Challenge them to a duel. They will stop talking very quick when their head falls to the ground."

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Were you ever in love?

"Of course. A few times, although I remain loyal to my late wife. She was my first wife and last."

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I feel like you would have a stroke if i told you about skibidi toilet, then again i guess any body thats lived as long as you (is old as HELL) would..

"...Why would I want to know about instuments used for relieving one's bodily functions?"