bramthecalamity

[bramthecalamity]

Santa Claus anon here.

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"A blessing from the heavens..."

[bramthecalamity]

AWRHFHIEHFR MY SILLY LITTLE MAN BRAM I LOVE GOTH IRISH VAMPIRES RUGURHUFURUR ♥️♥️♥️♥️

Pls man what is ur hair routine you're gorgeous. :3

"I do not have a 'hair routine', other than washing it regularly and not treating it harshly. Otherwise, I believe it is up to genes and luck..."

[bramthecalamity]

happ birthday Bram

"Mystic... I had not expected you of all people would be the first to wish me a happy birthday.

Nonetheless, that isn't to say your celebration is not welcome. Thank you.'

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Do you say "bleh bleh bleh"?

"I do not. Unless my daughter asks me to."

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"Are those fangs I see? When did you get those...?"

“Mister Bram!”

— @vampireaya

"...Princess? Thou art more pale-skinned than I recall."

[bramthecalamity]

“Mister Bram!”

— @vampireaya

"...Princess? Thou art more pale-skinned than I recall."

[bramthecalamity]

You're tired? I respect it.

"Unfortunately I am always tired. Alas, at least some appear to understand or respect it. Blessings be upon thee."

[bramthecalamity]

"I do not drink blood, which, as I mentioned, is the main source of my species' nutrition. To avoid hunger and feeling tired, I rest."

Woah!! What kind of creature are you??

[ @mermaid-dazai ]

"I am a vampire. No, I am not a mindless blood-sucking vermin, before you are to make any assumptions..."

[bramthecalamity]

"...I would not call it 'fun'. Many assume I am dangerous and are after their necks. Besides, I spend most of my time sleeping, so I am not conscious for many decades."

Woah!! What kind of creature are you??

[ @mermaid-dazai ]

"I am a vampire. No, I am not a mindless blood-sucking vermin, before you are to make any assumptions..."

[bramthecalamity]

"Vampires are similar to humans, though their biology is different.

Their senses are heightened- especially their sight- and they have fangs, which are sharper canines and are usually used to feed. Most have better speed, agility, and regenerative abilities.

Although our main diet consists of blood, we can also sleep for long periods of time to keep ourselves alive and energized."

Woah!! What kind of creature are you??

[ @mermaid-dazai ]

"I am a vampire. No, I am not a mindless blood-sucking vermin, before you are to make any assumptions..."

[bramthecalamity]

"Hm... the rock holds many wonderful colors. Your object of affection is accepted. I thank you."

you're a.. vampire?? whaaa??

(^thinks its really cool) ( @anonontheinternet )

"Correct. Bram Stoker, the King of Vampires, one of the worst calamities to befall mankind, the ruler of Heaven and Hell, the Lord of Storms, and..."

Yaaaaaawn...

"...many, many more titles I will not be naming."

[bramthecalamity]

Woah!! What kind of creature are you??

[ @mermaid-dazai ]

"I am a vampire. No, I am not a mindless blood-sucking vermin, before you are to make any assumptions..."

[bramthecalamity]

"A regular rock? I do not see the purpose of this gift, but sure."

you're a.. vampire?? whaaa??

(^thinks its really cool) ( @anonontheinternet )

"Correct. Bram Stoker, the King of Vampires, one of the worst calamities to befall mankind, the ruler of Heaven and Hell, the Lord of Storms, and..."

Yaaaaaawn...

"...many, many more titles I will not be naming."

[bramthecalamity]

you're a.. vampire?? whaaa??

(^thinks its really cool) ( @anonontheinternet )

"Correct. Bram Stoker, the King of Vampires, one of the worst calamities to befall mankind, the ruler of Heaven and Hell, the Lord of Storms, and..."

Yaaaaaawn...

"...many, many more titles I will not be naming."

[bramthecalamity]

My next target. You. May I mess around with your hair? :)

- @veiled-sayaka-doa

"You say that as if I will become a victim to your trickery.

And that entirely depends on what you consider 'messing around'."

[bramthecalamity]

"Then you may let me rest until there is an emergency. Preferably wait another 2 weeks before striking up conversation..."

Hey Bram! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[ @yanderedazai ]

"Good evening... yaaawn... and good night."

[bramthecalamity]

"Is there something important you wish to speak to me about?"

Hey Bram! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[ @yanderedazai ]

"Good evening... yaaawn... and good night."