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No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.
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Anita Bryant just died and I haven't seen one crab rave gif on my dash yet... Come on people
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This was an interesting read. Surprisingly nonpreachy given the subject; and well worth the time.
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Perfume Bottle in the Shape of a Pickle Jade, Gold, Rose Cut Diamonds Fabergé
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when i was really little and had just learned how to write my full name . i noticed my twin brother had really messy handwriting. while mine was like … as nice as it could be for a little kid. so i wrote my name in his handwriting on a wall and i waited to see who our parents would get mad at . and they blamed him. and that was when my life of crime began
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i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer
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bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?
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