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"I didn't like Nosferatu. It was so long and boring and weird. I don't get why people-"

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My new boss: “Everyone come to the team meeting with a surprising story about something you’ve done in the past. Something no one would expect of you!”

Me: Googling the statute of limitation for felonies in Texas

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Wanted to draw my 2 favorite co-captains!! Me and my friends binged the first season when it originally came out, and reacted like it was the fucking Super Bowl when they became a full on couple 😭

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Life finds a way, even in the cracks of concrete.

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Saying "RSD makes me feel like everyone hates me" is a gross oversimplification. I don’t feel like people hate me. I feel like the people I want so desperately to like me don’t care about me and that feel so much worse than outright hate.

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Nightwing and Starfire

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"tryna strike a cord and its probably a minorrrrrrr" is in the history books now ft THE Serena Williams

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no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself

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Superbat, sorta, kinda, mostly not really.

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every time you see a headline like this

I want you to remember these ones

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Bruce Wayne Batman/Superman: World’s Finest #14

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Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

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phone is my best friend she would never betray me. what do you mean my brain is being fried by the constant dopamine hits. she just wants me to be happy

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Harvey Dent a man with two halves that seek to subsume each other sitting across the table from Brucie Wayne a man whose two halves never ever touch is this anything

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It's always corporate infrastructure Over the structure of your face