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i think we're lost! augh !!!!!

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its funny when people act like jason todd has an actual personal philosophy he follows and isnt just a very angry & emotional man who only does what he does due to a refusal to come to terms with his death & current life

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Attn: conservative men

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so im a firm believer in dc canon being whatever you want it to be, bc with decades upon decades of these characters existing and multitudes of writers/actors/cultural shifts touching them it's impossible to really keep things straight. all that being said I really do think it's super interesting to take Alfred with all his (canon) faults as perhaps not so saintly as fans tend to portray him as.

one of the biggest lies the fandom with tell you is that alfred pennyworth is a good man.

he’s horrible. people just don’t realize he’s horrible because they’re all too focus on the superhero’s.

not many people in the fandom know this, but alfred literally has a daughter. her name is julia. why does no one know about julia? BECAUSE HE ABANDONED HER. it’s canon that he chose the wayne’s over his OWN CHILD. when she’s introduced in the comics she hates her dad because he abandoned her in england to raise a child that wasn’t even his.

the infamous jason “a good soldier” memorial? yeah, alfred did that. bruce wanted it taken down. alfred also left jason’s destroyed robin suit on display.

alfred is the reason tim is robin. dick and bruce are trapped by two-face and alfred just… gives tim a robin costume and sends him on his way. no formal training. no nothing.

every blame dick for damian becoming robin? wrong. it was alfred. dick was against it. alfred is the first one to give damian the robin costume, like he did to tim years before. dick did eventually choose damian as his robin, but that was while damian was ALREADY ROBIN. (he even tells tim that he doesn’t pick tim to be his robin because he considers tim to be an equal, not a sidekick, but i digress)

when bane breaks bruce’s back, alfred literally packs up and leaves. he travels. he just drops everything and goes to explore the world, until dick eventually hunts him back down.

it’s also a common theme that alfred couldn’t find the right balance between being a father figure and a butler, so he was constantly enabling bruce growing up (and still does) because technically bruce was his boss… even though he had custody of him.

edit: actually technically (in some runs) bruce’s uncle has custody of him but literally makes being absent an olympic sport But you get what i mean

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some just long to be understood

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Beware the beast

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if you voted by mail now is the time to make sure your ballot was accepted

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RKGK 041124 - Super 🍆 (🔞)

I have a cold but that won't stop me teehee. Full version found here.

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Watched otgw for the first time last week and i loved it

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I really think footage from the Batmobile camera (with audio samples of inside) would be the funniest thing imaginable.

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Over the Garden Wall 10th Anniversary stop motion short by creator Patrick McHale and Aardman Animations

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Clark calling Bruce’s heartbeat his “heartsong” is fucking crazy.

Keep in mind that he doesn’t do this for either of the other two people’s heartbeats he talks about