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George: Want to get out of here and grab a bite to eat?

Kipps: I don’t usually eat with losers

George: Neither do I but I asked you, didn’t I?

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George: You sure we should be doing this?

Lockwood: You're not scared, are you?

George: Noo, I love old crypts.

George: I wouldn't be seen dead anywhere else.

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Mrs. Claus opens "The Year Without a Santa Claus" by claiming the eponymous year took place "before you were born". Seeing as the movie was released in 1974, this means the year must have been before then.

Bounding this on the lower end is the presence of ice hockey - mentioned by Heat Miser - and the use of telephones. Ice hockey was invented in 1875, while Alexander Graham Bell built the telephone in 1876, meaning the year must post-date these. These figures give a range of approximately 100 years during which Santa may have taken his holiday.

Yet, narrowing this further is the presence of a December calendar counting the 1st to a Wednesday. Between 1876 and 1974, only the Decembers of 1880, 1886, 1897, 1909, 1915, 1920, 1926, 1937, 1943, 1948, 1954, 1965, and 1971 started on a Wednesday.

But still this can be narrowed further.

When Santa set out that Christmas Eve, we see what appears to be an almost full Moon in the sky. Within the years listed, only 1920 had a full Moon on Christmas.

Ergo, 1920 was the year without a Santa Claus.

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Recipe

* bwol

* 1 noodle

* butter (to taste)

ENJOY

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a thorough inventory of the public spaces in which you are allowed to stand but people will start to get upset if you sit down

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this animal

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the only reason I go on Reddit now is to find these bad two sentence horror posts. they're great. they're bad. but they're great.

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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

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people who enter my home will be shown an assortment of objects

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Lucy: I couldn't do this without you, Lockwood

Lockwood: Sure you could

Lockwood: not as stylishly, of course

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theyre not even microtransactions anymore its just straight up full size purchases. like anything over a dollar thats a whole purchase. stop letting them get away with calling them micro. theres nothing micro about 20 dollars

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social media sites need to start adding a specific 'don't show me any more Harry potter content' button

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I really hate a lot of the advice on the Internet about taming birds.

So much of it is literally "isolate your birds so they bond to you instead of each other" or "clip your bird's wings so it can't get away from you when it feels nervous." I'm no expert, but that's fucked up, man.

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