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call me cephalophoric the way i carry my own severed head around

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More Victor doodles and a test clerval

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@ gaurav

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Having written my last one-shot about Patroclus's dogs

Made me realize that there is a possibility that either Patroclus had dogs that gave birth and he raised the puppies or he got to adopt puppies from someone else who had dogs or find and adopt dogs on the way because some of them must have been over 10 years old if he got them from Phthia and now the image of Patroclus raising puppies or potentially having old dogs that died and he buried or burnt lives rent free in my brain!

They were his babies! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Also see my question on the dogs here

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good luck to anyone who struggles around the holidays. sending some love.

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Achilles: Hello. My name is Achilles Peleides. You killed Patroclus. Prepare to die.

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open a new window somewhere in the world. 

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yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves

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They got her back in the middle of the turn up

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stop fucking using the word psychotic to describe bad behaviour and violence already god fucking damn it

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gay people can never be normal they always gotta say some shit like "he was a being formed in the very poetry of nature. his wild and enthusiastic imagination was chastened by the sensibility of his heart. his soul overflowed with ardent affections, and his friendship was of that devoted and wondrous nature that the worldly-minded teach us to look for only in the imagination".

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this .... this is how menelaus and agamemnon look ... in my head ....

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oh ok

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my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk