gay toothpaste commercial: sis use it on your teeth don’t swallow djjshdhdh! hi. do you want a snatched smile like me? dentists everywhere are shaking and screaming
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interview with the vampire but the interviewer is eric andre
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God I wish I could just die already
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I hate when my dad gives me shit for not having a job and says I’m not looking , but I am looking and applying. The problem is they aren’t hiring me lmao I should just kms it would be so much easier
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Kind of disappointed by what they made Grimes wear considering her aesthetic is usually "just rolled out of bed into a fabric store full of torches, bath bombs, and exotic bladed weaponr"
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Show up wearing a straight up basilica covered in thorn bushes
met gala needs more stigmata and gore…. more martyr looks please
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wait………….
is THAT what “smash mouth” means?
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