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MISTER BEEF

ever wanted to know what your name might be if you were a villain using the common thematic structures of ridiculous DC villains? 

wonder no more.

i am King Egg.

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where is the lie

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American Psycho should really end after the first seven minutes. Like right after he describes his skin care routine in depth it should be done

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I just wanted someone to love me. I wish it didn’t hurt this much.

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All my friends are Wheat Thins take it slow

Eat them as a snack for on the go

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this user is professionally diagnosed

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i want in

im starting a gang of gays where we hunt down and knifefight transphobes reblog if u want in we’re getting matching bomber jackets

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So, your queer history lesson for the day:

Everyone’s heard that pirate’s call each other “matey”. What you probably haven’t heard is that the word matey comes from “matelote”.

In the Caribbean this word was used between buccaneers to signify a life partner. Matelotes could inherit from each other, shared space, fought together, could speak for each other when one was incapacitated or absent, and more often than not the relationship was romantic and sexual.

That’s right folks. Pirates had a term for their gay life partners.

In light of this, I present to you a new alternative for significant other and partner. Bring back matelote.

(You can learn more about the practice of matelotage in: The Origins and Role of Same-Sex Relations in Human Societies by James Niell)

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THE 👏🏾 ALIENS 👏🏾 ARE 👏🏾 COMING 👏🏾 BINCH

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Thank you to everyone who has been reblogging/donating so far and helping me out in this awful situation of mine <3 you are all truly amazing and I wish so much happiness in your lives!

I am not out of the woods yet unfortunately. 

For anyone who wants to know: I was assaulted by my mother on February 13th, 2017. She knows where I live and I feel unsafe and that she will come back and try to do something else. 

I am planning on moving far out of state from Delaware to Colorado to be with people who do love and care for me who could give me a safe home to live. I am still looking for a job with no luck and I could still use the help. 

Please keep spreading this post and helping me out because I don’t want to be in this toxic state anymore.

I love you all and please stay safe and know that you are loved <3

My paypal is screamboyty@gmail.com

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If the Lord don’t forgive me I’d still have my baby and my babe would have me When I was kissing on my baby And she put her love down soft and sweet In the lowland plot I was free Heaven and hell were words to me

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*drop’s my mini wheats*aaahhh my mini wheats! theres mini wheats everywhere. *bends over seductively to pick up mini wheat* *bends over seductively to pick up mini ewhat* *bends over seductively to pick up mini wheat* *bends over seductively to pick up mini wheat*

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I'm really craving shredded wheat why?? I hate that cereal