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Currently hammered... thanks Peyton 👍 #Omaha #SuperBowl50

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Happy birthday brotha! Been friends for 10 years now and we've had a lot of great memories, but I couldn't tell you for the life of me what the hell we're doing in this picture #AwkwardFamilyPhoto

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Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper? #ActuallyImAverageHeight #AlsoShutUpLeia #NiceBuns (at Starkiller Base)

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"I'll never let go Jack! I'll never let go!" - Rose 🍻

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"Merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass" 🎅🎄🎁 #GriswoldFamilyChristmas (at North Pole)

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This movie was everything I wanted and more! Still trying to take it all in! #StarWars #BestMovieEver #FirstOrderOverEverything (at Imperial Death Star)

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Beer tastes so much better when you pass your EMT-Basic class! 🙌💪🍻🚑 #BasicBitch

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Hopefully you all had me on your fantasy thanksgiving day football lineup! Killed it with 1 catch for 2 yards. That's like half a point right? #TurkeyBowl2015 #KillingIt 🍁🍗🏈

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Vatos locos 4 ever #Familia #PrisonStrong #WhereYouFromFool

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Well, the day is finally here! October 21, 2015! The day Doc and Marty travel to 2015 in Back To The Future 2! Boy, are they going to be disappointed with how shitty 2015 really is! #GreatScott #BackToTheFuture (at Doc Browns Delorean)

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I was SO surprised to meet a Scout Trooper today! It was so sudden, it hit me like a... TREE! #IMakeTerribleJokes #BalloonFiesta 📷: @mamaq2

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My first @mlb game with my dad at @dodgers Stadium in 1992 #WeLoveLA #1InAMillion

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Nosebleeds 😕 #ABQIsotopes #ButReallyTheseSeatsAreAmazing

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*Insert obligatory joke about getting lei'd* #LuauParty 🏄🍍🌺🌊🌴

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Got to play this beautiful course today 👌 #BlackMesa

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"History began on July 4th 1776, everything before that was a mistake" - Ron Swanson 💪 #Murica

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Always making me smile like an idiot 😃 #Happy4thOfJuly