With Love, A Family Album for @thepoppedbb.
May all your dreams come true, friend.
Inspiration
"To give myself over to a strong man several years older than myself..."
"We'd have started early. I'd give birth to a baby at 18, another at 19, another at 20..."
" Our youngest would be sucking at my breast. Another of my man’s children would be in my womb."
"I’d visit with our carrier neighbors; we’d bring out big broods to each others’ houses and help each other out."
"...My man would be the center of my world. I'd give my body to him. .. I'd be his inside and out. "
"When it came time to give birth to his child, he would be there massaging me, encouraging me, letting me take comfort in his strong body as mine gave over to increasing pain. He’d hold me as I push, my belly contorting with each contraction"
These guys met on the college gymnastics team, and soon thereafter, they were expecting a boy. The birth dad sat out for the year to focus on his pregnancy, while the other dad doubled down and became the all-around team champion.
The baby clearly inherited the bigger dad's genes and grew big and strong, but was in no hurry to be born. After reaching two weeks overdue, the dads are in the hospital waiting to be induced. They enjoy feeling the baby's movement inside the birth dad's belly one last time.
“What...I told you both you’d be allowed shirts and “pants” for our errand run, didn’t I? Seeing how you two have been absolute nightmares all day I’d say your attire is completely appropriate... besides those adorable tops are just advertising which one of you is soggy and which one is mushy...for now anyway. Honestly, it’ll only be a matter of time before you’re both waddling around in the same sloppy, stinky sludge!”
“Hopefully those plastic pants are ready to handle some overtime, because those padlock keys are staying home, making it impossible to give either of you a change. First, we have a few cases of Super Thick Pampers waiting for you both at the Diaper Depot to collect, and then it’s off to the pharmacy where they have a few “special” items set aside for each of you! As a treat, I know you two become extremely fussy when we visit the livelier store, so we’ll be visiting the slower store... where your old friends work. They can hardly wait to see you both, and have plenty of questions about the enema bags, suppositories and other diaper supplies I have them holding for us! From those terrified facial expressions, I’d say that's our cue to get going... so into the car with you both.”
Everyone at the party was drinking beer except the pregnant guys. They had just completed a dare to see how many pregnancy enhancement drinks they could down in one session. Evidently they have been quite successful